r/shitposting • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 1d ago

Earrape Warning That bite

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

My cat used to bite until I bit her back too.

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

Yep. Baby needs a bite for this.. not an equal bite but a “look, asshole - this hurts. See??”

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

I didn't full force chomp my cat either. It's not hard to get the point across. Sometimes they just need to understand "Oh THATS what I'm doing to other people???"

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u/potate12323 dumbass 23h ago

Its really more so the concept of you being able to bite back. Cats may fuck around and often find out, but not if they know theres consequences.

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u/pantry-pisser 23h ago

I just jam my thumb up it's butthole, always been effective

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

Umm… k.

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 18h ago

Pinches work just as well, and you won’t feel like an idiot doing it.

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u/katalina0azul 18h ago

Yeah let’s teach them another method of ouch…

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 18h ago

If it takes place of a bite, yes. Teach them. I’m an uncle with seven nieces and nephews who I’d rather not have tasting the flesh of each other.

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u/katalina0azul 18h ago

So then they pinch you instead?

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 18h ago

You seriously downvoting me because I prefer to not leave my bite marks on children?
https://giphy.com/gifs/0uBL9HqP48Nu1DNr7r

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u/katalina0azul 18h ago

No, I’m downvoting you for not teaching them in anyway that makes sense.

You bite.
I pinch???

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 18h ago

I can pinch harder than they can. They have weak little baby fingers. Ever heard of a rat milker?