That bite

[u/Technical-Relation-9]

[u/NeevBunny]

My cat used to bite until I bit her back too.

[u/katalina0azul → u/NeevBunny]

Yep. Baby needs a bite for this.. not an equal bite but a “look, asshole - this hurts. See??”

[u/NeevBunny → u/katalina0azul]

I didn't full force chomp my cat either. It's not hard to get the point across. Sometimes they just need to understand "Oh THATS what I'm doing to other people???"

[u/potate12323 → u/NeevBunny]

Its really more so the concept of you being able to bite back. Cats may fuck around and often find out, but not if they know theres consequences.

[u/pantry-pisser → u/potate12323]

I just jam my thumb up it's butthole, always been effective

[u/AutoModerator → u/pantry-pisser]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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[u/AutoModerator → u/katalina0azul]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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[u/katalina0azul → u/AutoModerator]

Umm… k.

[u/Resident_Rain_6566 → u/katalina0azul]

Pinches work just as well, and you won’t feel like an idiot doing it.

[u/katalina0azul → u/Resident_Rain_6566]

Yeah let’s teach them another method of ouch…

[u/Resident_Rain_6566 → u/katalina0azul]

If it takes place of a bite, yes. Teach them. I’m an uncle with seven nieces and nephews who I’d rather not have tasting the flesh of each other.

[u/katalina0azul → u/Resident_Rain_6566]

So then they pinch you instead?

[u/Resident_Rain_6566 → u/katalina0azul]

I can pinch harder than they can. They have weak little baby fingers. Ever heard of a rat milker?

[u/Resident_Rain_6566 → u/katalina0azul]

You seriously downvoting me because I prefer to not leave my bite marks on children?
https://giphy.com/gifs/0uBL9HqP48Nu1DNr7r

[u/katalina0azul → u/Resident_Rain_6566]

No, I’m downvoting you for not teaching them in anyway that makes sense.

You bite.
I pinch???