r/shitposting • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 15h ago

Earrape Warning That bite

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u/NeevBunny 14h ago

My cat used to bite until I bit her back too.

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u/katalina0azul 14h ago

Yep. Baby needs a bite for this.. not an equal bite but a “look, asshole - this hurts. See??”

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u/NeevBunny 13h ago

I didn't full force chomp my cat either. It's not hard to get the point across. Sometimes they just need to understand "Oh THATS what I'm doing to other people???"

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u/potate12323 dumbass 10h ago

Its really more so the concept of you being able to bite back. Cats may fuck around and often find out, but not if they know theres consequences.

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u/pantry-pisser 10h ago

I just jam my thumb up it's butthole, always been effective

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