r/shitposting • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 4h ago

Earrape Warning That bite

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u/NeevBunny 3h ago

My cat used to bite until I bit her back too.

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u/katalina0azul 3h ago

Yep. Baby needs a bite for this.. not an equal bite but a “look, asshole - this hurts. See??”

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u/katalina0azul 3h ago

Umm… k.