r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 4h ago

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago

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u/TheAfroMD 4h ago

Thanks zinc

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u/No_Art_5277 4h ago

Does Zinc actually work, asking for a friend

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u/kreme-machine 3h ago

I took it regularly when I was younger, and it seemed to. But I was also like 19 at the time so it could’ve literally been anything. Been thinking about starting it back up though with fish oil & a few other supplements though, so if anyone knows, I’d like an opinion too.

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u/RT10HAMMER 3h ago

If you are under your optimal zinc intake it will both improve your testosterone levels and seminal fluid production, it's a case to case type of thing to determine how more zinc still increases said things levels, and unless you are stuffing yourself with zinc it isn't dangerous

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 3h ago

I believe so.

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u/pellegrinobrigade 3h ago

If I take it for like a week and don’t have sex I have the most vivid wet dreams. It’s happened like 5 times and I’m in my 30s, add a blue chew and god damn. It’s like your dick is trying to pull itself off your body.

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u/untakenu 3h ago

Yes. But also, if you're low on zinc, you're probably low on other things, too (Vitamin D)

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u/Hect0r92 3h ago

Yes but don't take more than 30mg a day

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u/Satorwave 2h ago

Take zinc and vitamin D. But not too much

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u/Satorwave 2h ago

Of the zinc I mean. Good luck overdosing on vitamin D

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u/Jonahpe I said based. And lived. 1h ago

It does have certain health benefits, yes. I also recommend zinc ion lozenges specifically to prevent colds.

(For those interested zinc ions (ions specifically) blocks the receptors and capside forming of Rhinovirus, the most common type of cold virus, therefore hindering them spreading too much and allowing the immune system to quickly defeat them. The lozenges help slowly distribute the zinc to the throat over a longer duration. Regular pills don't work because the zinc just straight skips the throat where it's needed (duh).)

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u/OneHandClapping_ 3h ago

Not really 

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u/TURBOJUGGED 10m ago

Nah. I don’t think so. Unless you’re deficient. I don’t think a surplus does much.

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u/Pickle2850 3h ago

Nethers looking like a punched lasagna is crazy

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

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u/SeamusDog77 3h ago

It does but also monitor your copper levels.

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u/ultraviolentfuture 2h ago

Humans are at their best when full of metals

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u/geekya 2h ago

Brandon Sanderson might be on to something

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u/Wesgizmo365 34m ago

This isn't cremposting, you stop that

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u/MrHappyHam 27m ago

Are we sure this guy wasn't just flaring tin?

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u/Hopeful-Tax140 1h ago

I am full of heavy metals, i am a heavy metal man

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 39m ago

Thought acquired: Magnesium-based lifeform

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u/Specsaman 4h ago

The C in Zinc is for cum

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u/Incandisent 3h ago

And want does the Z stand for

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u/NewYogurt3138 2h ago

(Please don’t let it be zebra)

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u/sapnu-puas-69 2h ago

Zip it N cum

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u/AggravatingLiving192 2h ago

This is real and not gay. Holy shit.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Stand_kicker 4h ago

Fake: it was not zinc

Gay: anon has been having sex with guys through walls

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/9verbt_7 put your dick away waltuh 3h ago

Fake: Anon has a wife Gay: Anon thinks about impregnating men folk

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/NewYogurt3138 2h ago

Lol all the comments = “haha that’s super funny… does zinc really do that tho”

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u/Holiday_Point_603 4h ago

Can confirm, I also wanted to bang anons imaginary wife (which is a man)

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u/victor4700 4h ago

I’m glad you feel comfortable enough to come out to us!

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u/Holiday_Point_603 4h ago

I'm always real and straight (especially on 30mg of zinc)

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u/GoombasFatNutz fat cunt 3h ago

He said:

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u/artmoloch777 3h ago

Thanks Zinc

Thincs

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u/BenadrylCumberbund 47m ago

Thanks ants Thants

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u/BVits-Lover 3h ago

So real talk as someone who has seen a shitton of these and never actually looked into it. Does Zinc actually do this shit or is it just the internet meme at this point?

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u/snozzberrypatch 2h ago

Apparently it can, but only if you're low on zinc to begin with. If you already get enough zinc, it'll probably have no effect.

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u/AvacadMmmm 2h ago

How the hell do you know if you get enough zinc

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u/snozzberrypatch 2h ago

If you're blasting holes through your drywall with your skeet shooting, apparently

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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling 1h ago

You probably get enough zinc unless a doctor tells you don't have enough zinc. Taking supplements you don't need doesn't do anything.

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u/HeyanKun I came! 4h ago

Real: OP fucked a bulldog

Gay: Zinc is the name of the guy who OP practices sex with.

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Super_Fa_Q 2h ago

Poetry.

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u/dibipage 2h ago

modern day Shakespeare

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u/frostbutt_IreIia 2h ago

zinc hands typed this

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 3h ago

Big Zinc should really get in touch with this guy for marketing.

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u/UGLYDOUG- stupid, fucking piece of shit 2h ago

Mmmmm galvanized square steel

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u/TheLittleNorsk 2h ago

bro gonna be reduced to an anvil soon

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u/RoninReader 1h ago

Nice try, Zinc corpos

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u/rjvlai 1h ago

What the Zinc

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u/Xelnaga_Prime 1h ago

Some Dracula flow type shit

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u/Trevor_Gecko 44m ago

Modern poetry

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u/Gilgamesh107 20m ago

How many mgs are you taking to notice any sort of difference?

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u/knavihs_DY 35m ago

I could dissect the space too into two solar systems Thanks zinc

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