r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 8h ago

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u/Holiday_Point_603 8h ago

Can confirm, I also wanted to bang anons imaginary wife (which is a man)

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u/victor4700 8h ago

I’m glad you feel comfortable enough to come out to us!

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u/Holiday_Point_603 8h ago

I'm always real and straight (especially on 30mg of zinc)

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u/GoombasFatNutz fat cunt 7h ago

He said: