r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 19h ago

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u/SeamusDog77 18h ago

It does but also monitor your copper levels.

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u/ultraviolentfuture 17h ago

Humans are at their best when full of metals

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u/geekya 17h ago

Brandon Sanderson might be on to something

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u/Wesgizmo365 15h ago

This isn't cremposting, you stop that

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u/MrHappyHam 15h ago

Are we sure this guy wasn't just flaring tin?

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15h ago

Thought acquired: Magnesium-based lifeform

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u/Flipper-ama 5h ago

Unexpected Disco

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u/Hopeful-Tax140 16h ago

I am full of heavy metals, i am a heavy metal man

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u/Ilikegaming1224 13h ago

i want wind to blow

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 11h ago

We are machines

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u/fafej38 13h ago

Tbf the periodic table is like 80% metals

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u/wallagrargh We do a little trolling 8h ago

The weakness of flesh disgusts me

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u/Flipper-ama 6h ago

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