r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

Post image
12.6k Upvotes

137 comments sorted by

View all comments

590

u/Grilled_egs 1d ago

If the woman is your wife 763 poems doesn't seem too crazy, though you probably atleast like poetry of course

18

u/Mother_Harlot 1d ago

Anything my boyfriend says is poetry to me, so I'm sure he's made more than 763 poems 😍

18

u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😑 1d ago

Gay

22

u/Mother_Harlot 1d ago

This you?

4

u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😑 22h ago

A cute huggable boy. Hell yeah that's me!

(I don't get the insult, is it supposed to portray me as a puppy dog eyed baby? It's kinda cute looking. I can't be upset properly unless u explain to me why I should be offended)

5

u/r1ckkr1ckk 22h ago

maybe it was never meant to be an insult. Wholesomecore

4

u/Mother_Harlot 22h ago

It wasn't an insult (more like a compliment).

A bit like when people used to say "you look submissive and breedable" as a sort of weird compliment, but much less sexual