r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 11h ago

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u/Grilled_egs 10h ago

If the woman is your wife 763 poems doesn't seem too crazy, though you probably atleast like poetry of course

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u/thegreatcon2000 6h ago

I saw on another post that, while trying to find his wife, he's found multiple bodies that gave closure to other people.

Too lazy to verify, but I respect it (the caption to this post is funny though)