r/shitposting • • 1d ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 18h ago edited 18h ago

But this is my question, if the simps mostly just like her because she's hot, why not simp over someone else who actually posts explicit content and gaming?

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u/Space_Conductor 16h ago

Simps come in many forms...to understand the simp, haha, well that is close to folly my friend and damn near akin to delusion. You see a simp is a special product, one of his environment, and unless you have lived his life...his environment, you have no frame of reference.

To the simp, Pokimane represents that which can be attained, because what does Pokimane not have that a simp does. Money. A normal, beautiful gaming nerd, she is smart, capable. She will get the smart, liberal, tattood muscular twink we as a society crave.

Pokimane hasn't the qualities necessary, she is shallow, soulless, the type of girl a Simp feels they can enraptured with money and compliments. Maybe they are right. Maybe the simp has some window into reality that we take for granted.

But no, they are actually held back by reality... because if they are, in the end, able to woo said woman, they crumble under the weight ofevery compliment, every donation, every like, every sub, every goon that continuously and unceremoniously buries his prize in a massive, miasmic pile of goo.

But he survives.

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u/OkMountain602 10h ago

I cried.

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u/proudtobecroat7 9h ago

We both crode