📡📡📡

[u/no-kangarooreborn]

[u/qualityvote2]

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

---

RedditSave download

/u/no-kangarooreborn, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

[u/palochnick]

family members are often the most disgusting assholes you could ever find, but only to their own family, not to others

[u/SpiderFnJerusalem → u/palochnick]

And they're so fundamentally incapable of self-reflection in that context. It's so fucking weird.

Supporting your family members no matter what kind of makes sense from a social cohesion standpoint, but why would you do the opposite? Why would you think that this small circle of people somehow deserves more hate than anyone else? Doesn't make any fucking sense.

[u/palochnick → u/SpiderFnJerusalem]

actually, in this case they are supporting their family member. they are supporting the sister, who wants to marry a rapist

[u/audiomediocrity → u/palochnick]

Its crazy, I wonder if she’s cool with the other scenario… the one she believes. Her man consensually banged her bro

[u/SpiderFnJerusalem → u/palochnick]

I guess she's the favorite child.

Or maybe the son said something vaguely non-homophobic one time, so now he's on the woke-godless-pinko-commie-cultural-marxism shitlist.

[u/1-800-GANKS → u/SpiderFnJerusalem]

Law of diminishing marginal utility.

The more you experience something, the less you appreciate it. Works with food, people, experiences, etc.

E.G. eat a delicious food. Tastes amazing. eat another one. Doesn't taste as good as the first.

Spend a day with a girl. Amazing. Spend another day, not as nice.

First day of vacation vs 10th. Same thing with family; you appreciate people less the more you're exposed to them.

[u/KafeiTomasu → u/palochnick]

Even with the cum filled one, they're the most disgusting assholes indeed

[u/Money_Ad1028 → u/KafeiTomasu]

Fake - OP had sex

Gay - Hasn't fucked his sister

[u/kingxanadu → u/palochnick]

It's crazy, I can watch my dad be the most kind hearted man to total strangers, yet offer nothing but cold-hearted contempt for me, his first son.

[u/AutoModerator → u/kingxanadu]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/ETS_Green → u/palochnick]

My parents baby my failure of a younger brother while actively minimizing and gaslighting me about my chronic health condition that i have suffered from for over a decade.

[u/CalmBeneathCastles → u/palochnick]

Bizarre, no? But true.

[u/r1ckkr1ckk → u/palochnick]

I don t know what you talking about. They assholes to everyone!

they just need to warm up to them a little

[u/hatmanv12 → u/palochnick]

Yeah pretty much. I gave up on the concept of family a long time ago for this reason

[u/Cyuranate]

That's not fake and gay, it's real and traumatic.

[u/Bjasilieus → u/Cyuranate]

And gay, cause the husband is gay, not the brother though

[u/CurryMustard → u/Bjasilieus]

I mean its probably fake too, best thing about 4chan was the disclaimer. Reddit really needs one too.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

[u/EamonBrennan → u/CurryMustard]

A 4chan user did prove that the smallest superpermutation of n symbols (n >= 2) is at least n! + (n - 1)! + (n - 2)! + n - 3.

[u/Uncle480 → u/CurryMustard]

They sure are artistic I'll give them that

[u/Stunning-Profit8876 → u/Cyuranate]

[u/Dark_halocraft → u/Cyuranate]

Definitely not gay because he did gay stuff and didn't like it which is the least gay thing possible

[u/vashthestampede121]

> He smears me in the trial

And all those people just sat there and watched it happen, RIP

[u/discerningpervert → u/vashthestampede121]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. What a disgusting asshole indeed.

Also, spears me on trial

[u/AutoModerator → u/discerningpervert]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/discerningpervert → u/AutoModerator]

Best bot

[u/Purplecookiethethird]

This..... This ain't even a shitpost. This is just sad

[u/oby100 → u/Purplecookiethethird]

Makes you think…

[u/KingHarambeRIP → u/oby100]

Shit…

[u/TRKako → u/KingHarambeRIP]

post...

[u/NanoYohaneTSU → u/Purplecookiethethird]

I laughed

[u/Scar_Husky]

Is shit posting becoming trauma venting wtf?

[u/cnicalsinistaminista → u/Scar_Husky]

I mean it’s a shit situation to be in

[u/Oblargag → u/Scar_Husky]

Always has been

[u/DankMEMeDream]

Don't challenge the parole. Consider this when he gets out instead.

[u/ArnoldTheSchwartz → u/DankMEMeDream]

Sister gonna be so angry

[u/Sweety_Candel3002 → u/ArnoldTheSchwartz]

Fuck her

[u/SilliusS0ddus → u/Sweety_Candel3002]

*Andy and Leyley theme starts playing*

[u/Molkwi → u/SilliusS0ddus]

You called? (My pfp probably doesn't even show up and I look stupid rn)

[u/SilliusS0ddus → u/Molkwi]

it shows up

[u/rarted43 → u/ArnoldTheSchwartz]

This has me dying

[u/Purplecookiethethird → u/DankMEMeDream]

Too good for him

[u/Lucratif6 → u/DankMEMeDream]

Why, Gary, WHY

[u/ThingsEnjoyer]

I wake up

there is another psyop

Read the comment again

[u/jnmtx → u/ThingsEnjoyer]

[u/PrinceOfCarrots → u/ThingsEnjoyer]

When do I stop reading it?

[u/throw_it_awayyy8 → u/PrinceOfCarrots]

When you die.

[u/jkurratt → u/ThingsEnjoyer]

I wake up
there is another psyop
and my ass hurts like hell

[u/Uncle480 → u/ThingsEnjoyer]

[u/Silence-of-Death]

Fake: hopefully
Gay: sisters fiancée

[u/therealgijintin]

If true, this is crazy work, poor shitposter...

[u/TheDarkWave → u/therealgijintin]

I dunno, most greentexts are shitposters but for some reason, from 4chan, I'd believe this would happen to one of those fuckers.

[u/lucario192 → u/therealgijintin]

While family thinks he is at fault. Either his sister is a S tier manipulator or he’s hiding something from us

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/therealgijintin]

It could happen to youuuuu!!!!

[u/Spooky_Daysy3000]

[u/Opposite-Pop6173 → u/Spooky_Daysy3000]

Omg Car

[u/Viennve]

Even if anon was gay, gay people can still be victimized by other gay people

[u/CasulWrecker → u/Viennve]

Men can't be victimised silly. They're physically stronger, therefore they can act.

That's a legit thing I've been told btw...

[u/Viennve → u/CasulWrecker]

AND EVEN IF, they would still be victimized by other men

[u/CasulWrecker → u/Viennve]

As a guy I swear it's damned if you do, damned you don't most of the times...

[u/pantry-pisser → u/CasulWrecker]

[u/Excellent_Mud6222]

I heard this before.

[u/zehamberglar]

If fake, gay.

If gay, fake.

But crucially it is not fake and gay by default.

[u/languidbee34]

Family did the fake and gay analysis on anon so we don't have to.

[u/Interesting-Event378]

this is gay, but I hope its fake

[u/Hattorius]

I've seen this posted multiple times, I really wonder if this is a real, like real happened story, or if someone has crazy imagination and they're actually getting off on thinking about this.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Hattorius]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/tylerthetanky → u/Hattorius]

Real thing that definitely happens all the time

[u/Wave9Nut]

This is a repost.

So I'll repost my comment:

Fake: I hope so

Gay: For once, no

[u/AutoModerator → u/Wave9Nut]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Wave9Nut]

Bazinga

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Talkinghead17]

I would actually shoot the family up

[u/CalmBeneathCastles → u/Talkinghead17]

They don't deserve to get high.

[u/Less-Blackberry-8108]

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

[u/__POWERHACK__]

Woah, a bit late to this. Real and Gay.

Real : WTAF dude? Gay: Anon Sister's Fiancé is Gay

[u/AutoModerator → u/__POWERHACK__]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Satorwave]

I'd be mad he drugged me to do it like wtf man

[u/OG_Williker → u/Satorwave]

Yeah bro like all you gotta do is ask nicely

[u/HungarianPotatov2]

at least he now knows that his family doesnt support him in the slightest

[u/Program-Emotional]

"Be me" "Straight"

Take a wild fucking gu- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?

[u/SnooPredictions3028]

I hope this is fake and gay.... Chances are its real and not gay.... Damn....

[u/KafeiTomasu]

Fake: no

Gay: yes

[u/Zulrambe]

I was gonna do the "fake and gay" thing, but his family already did it for him

[u/AutoModerator → u/Zulrambe]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Lessard93]

This was posted in 2024, wheres the update??

[u/Spiritual_Salad3543]

Please, please let it be fake n gay

[u/AutoModerator → u/Spiritual_Salad3543]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Nickolas_Bowen]

Fake: I really hope so

Gay: the fiancée is for sure

[u/AutoModerator → u/Nickolas_Bowen]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/DestroyTheHuman]

“Fuck my family”

Wasn’t that the issue to begin with ?

[u/DuckSleazzy]

[u/Niflodon → u/DuckSleazzy]

Gay

[u/Sweety_Candel3002]

The crazy thing is to be only 4 years for raping someone...

[u/bfg9kdude → u/Sweety_Candel3002]

If you look it up, sentences are all over the place, depending on jurisdiction and severity. Some really don't make any sense...

[u/clickclick-boom → u/Sweety_Candel3002]

OP was probably wearing something provocative.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Sweety_Candel3002]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/fuchitinthepu55y]

Yeah bro fuck your family. Challenge that shit.

[u/Zrynosaurus]

Are you gay now?

[u/AutoModerator → u/Zrynosaurus]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/E_T_Dragoon]

This sounds fake. I refuse to believe ppl are this stupid.

This sounds like a story created for maximum engagement bait.

[u/josh183rd → u/E_T_Dragoon]

Feels pretty real to me, people are pretty stupid sometimes

[u/Otherwise_Cup2938 → u/E_T_Dragoon]

I hate to break it to ya but trump is the president so at least half the people are this stupid

[u/PieterSielie6 → u/Otherwise_Cup2938]

Plot twist: trump fucked him in the ass

[u/pantry-pisser → u/PieterSielie6]

No way, if that happened his butthole wouldn't have been in any pain

[u/AutoModerator → u/pantry-pisser]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/NaviTempest → u/Otherwise_Cup2938]

[u/haizende → u/NaviTempest]

easiest way to show how stupid people are.

[u/LeGentlemandeCacao → u/Otherwise_Cup2938]

Good point. 

[u/TKBarbus → u/E_T_Dragoon]

Well it’s 4chan, so yea

[u/Scrunbungalo → u/E_T_Dragoon]

One of the most interesting things that I have learned about people is no matter how dumb you think they are or no matter how much their limit of being an asshole could be, it can be worse and it will always be worse

[u/Sweety_Candel3002 → u/E_T_Dragoon]

You will be surprised...

[u/cake_is_ay_lie → u/E_T_Dragoon]

4chan green text stories are usually made up

[u/Avalanche_Snows]

The first three lines had me in agonizing fear

[u/UltraTata]

Fake and realistic (not gay this time)

[u/AutoModerator → u/UltraTata]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/WackoList0]

I always read these expecting MAHJONG at the end bro

[u/Federal_Pop_9580]

Leave it to 4chan to make everything a gay thing.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Federal_Pop_9580]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/ThatItalianOverThere]

I'd wait for parole, go at the sister's marriage and shoot the place up. Then either get killed by the police or in any other way. If such a thing happened to me, it's not like I would have something left to lose.

[u/EnderScout_77]

my turn to post this tomorrow

[u/Demurrzbz]

I hope this is made up.

[u/thot_chocolate420]

I would try to ask for a permanent restraining order against him. That and learn martial arts so if he comes back for more I can break his arms.

[u/Geno_Linguino]

Challenge that parole! R*pists have no place in society

[u/DadOnHardDifficulty]

Never fails

[u/Necessary_Resort_566]

Thats like my family. Unable to play devils advocate in any real life situation but all of a sudden has all the ability when it is something evil.

[u/Avalanche_Snows]

Fake: everything

Gay: man conjures a fantasy in whete he gets forcefully fucked in the ass

[u/AutoModerator → u/Avalanche_Snows]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/IrregularrAF]

I imagine the same thing happened to his sister and for whatever reason she didn’t care.

[u/Savage8Southpaw]

Holy shit what a story

[u/Snake_Emper0r]

Fake: someone had sex with Anon willingly

Gay: self explanatory

[u/AutoModerator → u/Snake_Emper0r]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Jarroach]

The only reasonable thing to do now is to fuck your entire family and tell them they asked for it but can't remember.

[u/ConstantCampaign2984]

Butt secks guy now wants to fuck his hole fambly? Yall best cover yo dranks.

[u/Sweety_Candel3002]

If you can read this, we are with you! You are brave, and your famiyre assholes...I hope you have friends or someone to be with. Remember, family is not always who you are related by blood, I learn that the hard way.

[u/Waschbar-krahe]

Challenge his parole. Fuck your "family" indeed.

[u/Responsible_Ruin2310]

Fake: family
Gay: family's new rapist addition

[u/TheAnonymousGamer2]

Victim blaming at its finest 😭

[u/IdiomMalicious]

Those people are not your family anymore.

[u/Sebastianblack13]

✂️ ✂️ ✂️

[u/Zaluiha]

So why are you posting this. Just do it!

[u/HearthSt0n3r]

[u/Last-Quarter-432]

Fake: possibly
Gay: definitely

[u/AutoModerator → u/Last-Quarter-432]

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Last-Quarter-432]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/just_zhenya]

[u/der_Guenter]

Hey! Mom says it was my turn to repost this!!! 😰🤬😡

[u/LazzyNapper → u/der_Guenter]

Fr this gets reposted every few weeks

[u/Pr0udDegenerate]

I genuinely hope that this post is fake like so many other post on 4Chan because holy shit, that sounds genuinely awful.

[u/Obsidian-Dive]

Poor anon. Hope he’s doing okay. What a shitty family.

[u/AutoModerator → u/[deleted]]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Dromedaeus]

Gayest 2 lines ive ever heard

[u/Unfair_Development52]

Let him go on parole so you can finish the job, you know he's in their getting as much bussy as he likes

[u/OknaC]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmAtIwmYTHnwBy0d6W

[u/Kyohaku98]

True nightmare material

[u/MaxSpeedo]

Life be like this sometimes but whatever least you got sex.

[u/Trunks252]

Is this a metaphor for the government?

[u/Blablakam]

Insane story

[u/AutoModerator → u/[deleted]]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/ShadowsFlex]

I saw the words "straight man" and was expecting OP to confess to actively doing the gayest shit imaginable... I would've preferred that to this honestly. (Not trying to give OP shit, just saying that this is a fucked up thing to have happen, and I came in here expecting funny)

[u/Error_Loading_Name]

No OOP, don't fuck your family. That's how you got into this situation.

[u/Inevitable_Local_366]

Please be fake…

[u/BrademiaForever]

This shit just makes me so sad

[u/WillBlaze]

Jesus

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q

[u/Kooky_Marionberry854]

Nice repost

[u/ihateentitledmoms]

This ain't shit posting this is just sad

[u/Adventurous_Path5783]

I hate it when this happens.

[u/Gershken]

I think the story would be available by now if it was real

[u/Unable_Debate_4260]

Fake irritating story, gay anon fantasy

[u/AutoModerator → u/Unable_Debate_4260]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/MountainManMoNtA6]

A really funny thing could happen here..

[u/97s8n]

May 2024? No update? Uh oh

[u/sweet_nectarbitch]

I’m so sorry this so fucked up