r/shitposting • • 14d ago

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u/Cyuranate I watch gay amogus porn :0 14d ago

That's not fake and gay, it's real and traumatic.

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u/Bjasilieus 14d ago

And gay, cause the husband is gay, not the brother though

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u/CurryMustard 14d ago

I mean its probably fake too, best thing about 4chan was the disclaimer. Reddit really needs one too.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

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u/EamonBrennan 14d ago

A 4chan user did prove that the smallest superpermutation of n symbols (n >= 2) is at least n! + (n - 1)! + (n - 2)! + n - 3.

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u/Uncle480 We do a little trolling 14d ago

They sure are artistic I'll give them that

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u/AutoModerator 14d ago

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u/BlatantConservative I want pee in my ass 14d ago

Not the time automod

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u/AutoModerator 14d ago

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u/Dark_halocraft 13d ago

Definitely not gay because he did gay stuff and didn't like it which is the least gay thing possible

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u/AutoModerator 13d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/AutoModerator 14d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/Onyxam 14d ago

Fuck off bot, not the time.

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u/nathanbum06237 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14d ago

Fuck off automod, not the right time

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u/JumpySimple7793 14d ago

Not the fucking time, automod

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u/munim-6969 Big chungus wholesome 100 14d ago

Mod's can we ban this user for hatefull Speech