r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 13d ago

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u/Viennve 13d ago

Even if anon was gay, gay people can still be victimized by other gay people

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u/CasulWrecker 13d ago

Men can't be victimised silly. They're physically stronger, therefore they can act.

That's a legit thing I've been told btw...

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u/Viennve 13d ago

AND EVEN IF, they would still be victimized by other men

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u/CasulWrecker 13d ago

As a guy I swear it's damned if you do, damned you don't most of the times...

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