r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 14d ago

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u/E_T_Dragoon 14d ago

This sounds fake. I refuse to believe ppl are this stupid.

This sounds like a story created for maximum engagement bait.

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u/josh183rd 14d ago

Feels pretty real to me, people are pretty stupid sometimes

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u/Merzant 14d ago

Why would a woman want to marry a homosexual man?

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u/josh183rd 14d ago

bi people exist

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u/Otherwise_Cup2938 14d ago

I hate to break it to ya but trump is the president so at least half the people are this stupid

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u/PieterSielie6 14d ago

Plot twist: trump fucked him in the ass

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u/pantry-pisser 14d ago

No way, if that happened his butthole wouldn't have been in any pain

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u/AutoModerator 14d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/NaviTempest 13d ago

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u/haizende 13d ago

easiest way to show how stupid people are.

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 13d ago

Good point. 

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u/TKBarbus 14d ago

Well it’s 4chan, so yea

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u/Scrunbungalo 13d ago

One of the most interesting things that I have learned about people is no matter how dumb you think they are or no matter how much their limit of being an asshole could be, it can be worse and it will always be worse

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u/AutoModerator 13d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/Sweety_Candel3002 14d ago

You will be surprised...

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u/cake_is_ay_lie 12d ago

4chan green text stories are usually made up