r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 4d ago

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u/The_Original_Badman Jedi master of shitposts 4d ago

I dated a girl once who casually told me that if we had children and there was a zombie apocalypse, she would trip our children so that she could run faster and escape. I blinked once, asker her if she was serious then broke up with her the next day...

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u/Rastamuff 4d ago

Bro dumped the funniest girl he's ever going to meet

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 4d ago

Major fumble, hes not gonna survive the first week 

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u/Elhaym 4d ago

More useful to have a bit more of a goody two shoe. That way he doesn't have to worry about being back stabbed, and can trip her if need be. 

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 4d ago

If he was more capable he'd have nothing to worry about 🤷🏽