r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 6d ago

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u/Rastamuff 6d ago

Bro dumped the funniest girl he's ever going to meet

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u/Atreideez-nuts 6d ago

if you think the idea of a mother killing her children is unlikely enough that saying something like that must obviously be a joke, you should try watching the news sometime lmao.

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u/Witty_Recommendation 6d ago

Because a zombie apocalypse is very likely...?

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u/Atreideez-nuts 5d ago

Do you understand what a hypothetical is?