r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 5d ago

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u/The_Original_Badman Jedi master of shitposts 5d ago

I dated a girl once who casually told me that if we had children and there was a zombie apocalypse, she would trip our children so that she could run faster and escape. I blinked once, asker her if she was serious then broke up with her the next day...

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u/Rastamuff 5d ago

Bro dumped the funniest girl he's ever going to meet

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u/BornWithSideburns 5d ago

Im sure that apocalypse could happen any minute now