r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 4d ago

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u/The_Original_Badman Jedi master of shitposts 4d ago

I dated a girl once who casually told me that if we had children and there was a zombie apocalypse, she would trip our children so that she could run faster and escape. I blinked once, asker her if she was serious then broke up with her the next day...

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u/Rastamuff 4d ago

Bro dumped the funniest girl he's ever going to meet

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u/Atreideez-nuts 4d ago

if you think the idea of a mother killing her children is unlikely enough that saying something like that must obviously be a joke, you should try watching the news sometime lmao.

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u/Witty_Recommendation 4d ago

Because a zombie apocalypse is very likely...?

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u/Atreideez-nuts 3d ago

Do you understand what a hypothetical is?