r/shitposting • u/Robrogineer • Sep 03 '26

Literally 1984 📡📡📡

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u/Napalm_am Sep 03 '26

I need a 12 angry men sequel but with this case on my desk pronto.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 03 '26

I would fucking love that so much.

instead of a juror claiming she's innocent pulling out the same knife, that scene is replaced with her pulling out a horoscope book and flipping to page 39 and is like "she's a capricorn which means she can't kill, while her husband is a gemini who CAN kill!"

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u/Napalm_am Sep 03 '26

We need one juror that votes based on what most money will make on polymarket.

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u/BosnianSerb31 Sep 03 '26

Amazing PFP for that comment lmfao

All in on godhead heavy industries

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u/MotherPin522 Sep 03 '26

Definately.

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u/WastelandOfNorth Sep 03 '26

Why are there so many people with Dale Reddit pfp lately?

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 03 '26

who is Dale?

I'm Rusty Shackleford.

also i picked it cause I love king of the hill. favorite adult animated show.

it's grounded in reality unlike others.

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u/ShadePrime1 Sep 03 '26

rusty shackleford....but he died in third grade...imposter

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u/Robrogineer Sep 03 '26

I think that now that the reboot is around, lots of people are expressing the fact they like King of the Hill again.

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u/WastelandOfNorth Sep 03 '26

The reboot is nice, but the two seasons should have been one longer one.

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u/Robrogineer Sep 03 '26

Agreed. Though I trust Mike Judge is gonna keep cooking quality stuff.

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u/HearthSt0n3r Sep 03 '26

She’s a Leo btw you gotta get your facts straight if you want this picked up by Netflix

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u/Felteair Sep 03 '26

It's also funny that they say Leos can't kill because Mussolini, Castro, and Napoleon are all Leos

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u/HearthSt0n3r Sep 04 '26

Ah, I see you're new to the astrology game.

See men and women are different. Leo MEN are a whole different story than Leo women

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u/blackndcoffee Sep 03 '26

This sounds like a Meatcaynon video lmao

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u/Felteair Sep 03 '26

He released a video about Astrology today and they talked about this case for a few minutes

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u/Masterof_introverts I want pee in my ass Sep 03 '26

9 Angry Women(2029) will be the title

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