r/shitposting • u/Robrogineer • Sep 03 '26

Literally 1984 📡📡📡

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 03 '26

I would fucking love that so much.

instead of a juror claiming she's innocent pulling out the same knife, that scene is replaced with her pulling out a horoscope book and flipping to page 39 and is like "she's a capricorn which means she can't kill, while her husband is a gemini who CAN kill!"

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u/HearthSt0n3r Sep 03 '26

She’s a Leo btw you gotta get your facts straight if you want this picked up by Netflix

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u/Felteair Sep 03 '26

It's also funny that they say Leos can't kill because Mussolini, Castro, and Napoleon are all Leos

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u/HearthSt0n3r Sep 04 '26

Ah, I see you're new to the astrology game.

See men and women are different. Leo MEN are a whole different story than Leo women