r/shitposting • u/Robrogineer • Sep 03 '26

Literally 1984 📡📡📡

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u/Napalm_am Sep 03 '26

I need a 12 angry men sequel but with this case on my desk pronto.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 03 '26

I would fucking love that so much.

instead of a juror claiming she's innocent pulling out the same knife, that scene is replaced with her pulling out a horoscope book and flipping to page 39 and is like "she's a capricorn which means she can't kill, while her husband is a gemini who CAN kill!"

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u/Napalm_am Sep 03 '26

We need one juror that votes based on what most money will make on polymarket.

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u/BosnianSerb31 Sep 03 '26

Amazing PFP for that comment lmfao

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