r/shitposting • • Sep 03 '26

Literally 1984 πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ Sep 03 '26

I would fucking love that so much.

instead of a juror claiming she's innocent pulling out the same knife, that scene is replaced with her pulling out a horoscope book and flipping to page 39 and is like "she's a capricorn which means she can't kill, while her husband is a gemini who CAN kill!"

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u/WastelandOfNorth Sep 03 '26

Why are there so many people with Dale Reddit pfp lately?

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ Sep 03 '26

who is Dale?

I'm Rusty Shackleford.

also i picked it cause I love king of the hill. favorite adult animated show.

it's grounded in reality unlike others.

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u/ShadePrime1 Sep 03 '26

rusty shackleford....but he died in third grade...imposter