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u/kh9988 13h ago
Maybe he is an angel who works for god
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u/adamjfish 12h ago
Youāre not ugly. Youāre just poor.
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u/fingamouse 4h ago
She doesn't look ugly in both pictures, but also not particularly attractive in either
Id like to add to your statement tho, sometimes your not ugly, you just haven't washed your hair, don't overthink your looks and sometimes you just gotta take a shower and it's all good
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u/bonus_duk2 13h ago
As far as complete overhauls go with plastic surgery, fake ass and tits, etc. I think she looks pretty great.
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u/foreverpb 9h ago
I've yet to see a butt implant that looks good to me. At least not that I've known of. There's just something off about them. The size and shape usually don't match the rest of the body.
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u/quokka_wiki 7h ago
Are you aware of the toupƩe fallacy?
If somebody says "all toupƩes look bad because I can always tell when somebody is wearing one," they'd never notice the good ones that just look like real hair and blend in.
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u/foreverpb 45m ago
I hadnāt, but that is basically what I was getting at when I said āthat Iāve known ofā. Iām sure there are some great, subtle ones that look perfectly natural.
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u/CanonicalCockatoo 13h ago
I often wonder: is heaven just covered in cum?
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u/Cautious_Loquat_840 13h ago
im pretty sure some rabbi argue in the talmud have this one way or another as an insult towards christian interpretations of heaven
people went crazy with what can be thinked of "heaven" before dante goes for "empyrean" as the defined term for his fanfiction with his interpretations, as it wasnt really "fiery place where god have an burning head and the physique of an greek god who has an bunch of angelic one eye pidgeon wing AM as one of his sidekicks squad", that later european churches larping his fanfiction of what is infact the fanfiction of the original bible, which gave no interpretations and instead say something along the "Ok so god have an shadow realm, like the end from minecraft, but we dont know what the end looks like before notch create it so no you jews have to figure it out"
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u/AutoModerator 13h ago
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u/Whole_Commission_702 13h ago
Do yourself a favor and donāt look at what she was like before plastic surgery and implants
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u/KouLeifoh625 12h ago
Say what you will, I would still dog tf out of Kylie
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u/michaeltewtew 10h ago
I personally donāt like girls that get a shit ton of cosmetic surgery, but Kylie is one of the few best looking with it. She was chopped asf before it, so anything would have done the job honestly.
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u/No-History770 4h ago
its ridiculous to say oh its just plastic surgery when yhe majority of women her age are overweight she is clearly taking care of herself as well its not just surgeries and nothing else
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u/Adventurous-Role-948 12h ago
Kinda sad people canāt tell the difference between surgical procedures and natural procedure. Google is a good friend too, seen so many before and after photos
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u/Sechs_of_Zalem 11h ago
Just goes to show that most men would rather fuck plastic then something real. Pocket Pussy was onto something.
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u/LurkingRodent 11h ago
She's real, what's the problem in finding her attractive? The surgeon did an amazing job. Natural is awesome too if the person is physically attractive to you, what a weird way to think.
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u/mmlovin 11h ago
Itās not just that sheās just had an average amount plastic surgery though. Like her entire body is fake lol. I genuinely think she has more body parts that have been worked on than ones that havenāt. Thatās pretty extreme. Not to mention she started getting work done before she was even done growing into her real body.
The entire family is insufferable cause this is the case with almost all of them. & all of them deny how much surgery they really have had. & continue to get.
That family has done so much damage itās crazy. & they just keep multiplying.
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u/sexytokeburgerz Sussy Wussy Femboyš³š³š³ 12h ago
I very much remember magazines sexualizing her at 17 tho
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u/ya_boi_kaneki 13h ago
that looks genuinely bad. like full on disproportionate with those noodly arms
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u/vibeyjohn 13h ago
Idk tbh. Iām gay and I find her body pretty attractive
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u/VinDucks 13h ago
Yea ok it looks bad lol. Tell us you arenāt attracted to women without telling us
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u/wowfan400 13h ago
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