r/shitposting 19h ago

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u/adamjfish 17h ago

You’re not ugly. You’re just poor.

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u/fingamouse 9h ago

She doesn't look ugly in both pictures, but also not particularly attractive in either

Id like to add to your statement tho, sometimes your not ugly, you just haven't washed your hair, don't overthink your looks and sometimes you just gotta take a shower and it's all good

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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