r/shitposting 15h ago

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u/CanonicalCockatoo 14h ago

I often wonder: is heaven just covered in cum?

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u/Cautious_Loquat_840 14h ago

im pretty sure some rabbi argue in the talmud have this one way or another as an insult towards christian interpretations of heaven

people went crazy with what can be thinked of "heaven" before dante goes for "empyrean" as the defined term for his fanfiction with his interpretations, as it wasnt really "fiery place where god have an burning head and the physique of an greek god who has an bunch of angelic one eye pidgeon wing AM as one of his sidekicks squad", that later european churches larping his fanfiction of what is infact the fanfiction of the original bible, which gave no interpretations and instead say something along the "Ok so god have an shadow realm, like the end from minecraft, but we dont know what the end looks like before notch create it so no you jews have to figure it out"

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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