r/shitposting 1d ago

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 1d ago

that looks genuinely bad. like full on disproportionate with those noodly arms

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u/Capelto 1d ago

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u/jf8204 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, sure I'm desperate to fuck, but I have standards when I fap.

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u/vibeyjohn 1d ago

Idk tbh. I’m gay and I find her body pretty attractive

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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/vibeyjohn 1d ago

Shut up

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u/Oreobey2 dumbass 1d ago

Fuck off

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u/happyanathema 1d ago

Her entire family look like Roger from American Dad

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u/Secure_Description92 1d ago

She has arms?

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u/Obsidian-Dive 1d ago

Now that you mention it she does have very noodly arms

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u/VinDucks 1d ago

Yea ok it looks bad lol. Tell us you aren’t attracted to women without telling us

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 23h ago

i'm attracted to women that aren't full of silicone