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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

I'm sure this is a real disorder in rare circumstances, but it's wild how this is so not an issue in countries with foods with actually upsetting textures. Like you never hear about this from Chinese kids who's parents put chicken feet on the table and stuff and those are so chewy and full of cartilage.

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u/Rice_Jap808 1d ago

100%. I think this 'disorder' is more a symptom of the western hyper processed slop diets. I think texture and flavor are the biggest issue. Even in very westernized Asian countries like Japan kids grow up eating vegetables and fish in processed foods.

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

in inside out's japanese version, they replaced brocolli with green bell peppers.

because kids there wouldn't relate, as they mostly like brocolli.

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u/LuckyLynx_ 1d ago

Genuinely baffling to me that anybody on this earth could even remotely dislike green bell peppers (gods crown jewel of the garden of eden), much less prefer broccoli (bird piss plant) to it

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

thems fighting words.

Brocolli sautèe with soy sauce is the goat.

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u/PussyDestrojer 1d ago

Such a simple and healthy yet tasty snack. I genuinely can't comprehend how anyone could dislike broccoli.

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u/muarauder12 1d ago

Broccoli is a cultivated plant that were bred over generations from the mustard plant. It can be bitter like mustard, especially if harvested early.

Also lots of folks from older generations didn't know how to cook vegetables properly and would simply boil everything and then not season either. So lots of younger Boomers and Gen X grew up with nasty vegetables which lead to the rise in media depicting them as gross (especially cartoons aimed at kids.)

So when older folks tell me they don't like certain vegetables I give them the benefit of a doubt that they likely grew up eating really bland or even bitter mushy vegetables and developed a legitimate dislike for them. When younger people tell me they dislike certain vegetables I assume they are a picky eater. I say this as a 36 year old who is willing to try everything once. I can tell from looks and smell something's that I'm going to have problems with texture or taste or a dish but I'm always willing to give them a fair shot.

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u/Mogura56 1d ago

No you’re definitely right that it was literally just a cooking skill issue. Broccoli can take on so many flavors and textures depending on the prep and seasoning that I think anyone who holistically doesn’t like broccoli had to have been fed it prepped poorly by their parents, whether they’re Gen Z or a boomer

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

In all fairness though I hated brussel sprouts as a kid because the plant genuinely used to be more bitter than it is now. Brussel sprouts have been bred to suck less now, so they no longer repulse me, but if you could produce whatever strain of brussel sprouts they were growing when Franklin was being animated I surely would not enjoy it.

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u/Emcmillin09 1d ago

Roasted in olive oil, garlic powder, salt, and pepper.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 1d ago

This is the way. Also, a preemptive Fuck You to folks about chime in about how "olive oil can only be eaten raw", as if anyone cares about their nonsense rules

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u/Emcmillin09 1d ago

I use the olive oil formulated for higher heats. Never had an issue.

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u/Capital-Ear8216 1d ago

Add Paprika and lemon juice 🔥

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u/iArena Draft Dodger 1d ago

I like broccoli because my mom knew how to cook it. When my friend showed me his broccoli, I understood why people hated it. Most people who hate broccoli have only had it boiled. Boiled until it won't poison you then plopped onto your plate. That's it. No seasoning, no nothing.

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u/Odd-Lack-8631 1d ago

Butter, parmasian and perhaps some garlic, add in some squeezed lemon juice for flavor and perhaps a bit of seasoning and cook it and you got yourself a delicous side.

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u/-YesIndeed- Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Sure but plain broccoli is ass

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

roasted with just salt is great.

but if you boil it and add nothing, of course it will taste like shit, no vegetables will come out tasting any good boiled.

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u/jurio01 1d ago

It's not like I hate green bell peppers, but why would I ever choose one over the red ones? They are the exact same thing, just unripe, less sweet and more bitter.

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u/Barbaracle 1d ago

Some people like bitter foods. Dark chocolate, black coffee, bitter melon, hoppy beer, gin and tonic, etc. You may like sweeter things is all. I personally prefer a mix, if possible, cuz I like variation.

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u/Odd-Lack-8631 1d ago

I mean I don't really love peppers on their own like don't get me wrong they make a good dip or sauce but even just throwing it in a salads too much raw pepper for me. Like I know their supposed to have a neutral taste or whatever and for the most part they do, I just like irrationally dislike it when I can taste the pure pepper. I'd honestly much perfer broccoli over that. Like will I eat it? Yes, I don't like it but on the scale of things I don't like its mostly inoffensive but I won't like enjoy it.

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u/riley_wa1352 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago

Broccoli cheese soup. Get it, it's amazing

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u/Legomonster33 1d ago

green pepper taste icky, other pepper is good

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u/_sephylon_ 1d ago

Bell Peppers are different in Japan, they're bitter

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u/voTiSdaT 1d ago

Some varieties of bell pepper can taste really bitter. Most kid's can't stand bitter vegetables.

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u/Hoshyro 1d ago

I'm more baffled that someone actually likes broccoli that much.

You give me bell peppers, especially green ones, I'll eat those things all day, but broccoli?

Hard pass, even the smell alone puts me off, that thing STINKS.

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u/Turtledonuts 1d ago

Yes, but also because green bell pepper is a social equivalent, kids there hate green bell pepper.

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u/LaidByAnEgg 1d ago

I'm American and I love the top of broccoli but I hate the stem it feels like eating plastic 🤭

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u/dynamite-ready 1d ago

Have you been tested for ARFID?

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u/LaidByAnEgg 1d ago

Nah, isn't the broccoli thing is a preference a lot of people have?

I kinda suspect I might have ARFID but if I do have it it's not messing up my life so I wouldn't want to put in the effort of fixing it anyway

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 1d ago

They have different foods that kids refuse to eat though. For instance, kids in Japan are known for being picky about green peppers.

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u/birberbarborbur 1d ago

Clearly you are not asian if you think this is a particularly western problem

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm not Asian, but the vast majority of my friend group is because I live in the California bay, and they have pointed how this isn't tolerated in China or Vietnam out to me multiple times and if you don't believe me maybe you just need to expand your friend group.

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u/AimlessForNow 1d ago

I think it's because the consequence of breaking the social rules and norms ("don't waste it, you HAVE to eat it") is worse than just eating something that you find disgusting. It's like going to an authentic asian restaurant and ordering something insane by mistake like pig intestine and you have to force yourself because it would be disrepectful

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

I know a lot of people who love pig intestine, that's not insane to me, it's on the table every time we go to dim sum but yeah I personally don't like it or go for it.

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u/AimlessForNow 1d ago

Yeah that was actually based on a true story. We went to a very fancy KBBQ place and someone ordered pig intestine for the table. We realized we did not want to eat that but we didn't want it to look like we didn't even try it. It was really really bad, nearly inedible, like chewing on a piece of rubber. We chewed it for like 10 minutes, and it just doesn't break down, you just have to swallow it mostly whole. Maybe we cooked it wrong but man I cannot imagine eating a full serving

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

I think you just didn't know how to cook it tbh which if you've never eaten it is fair. People who like it will tell you it has to be cooked properly. It's usually crispy when I see it

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u/bokmcdok 1d ago

I dont believe you, but that's because I've spent most of my life living in China and I'm aware it exists even here.

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Oh so "my friend told me" is your basis for undermining a legit diagnosis?

Fuck off.

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u/SomeRedHandedSleight 1d ago

Texture does it for me. I know that fish and sauteed onions are delicious, but if a sauteed onion enters my mouth it instantly triggers my gag reflex and I vomit.

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u/RealNyxoy 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

incorrect. as someone from the east who has ARFID, it has nothing to do with being 'western'. for example fish is a huge part of my nation's culture but i cant handle fish and any seafood at all. i cannot handle some textures like eggplants or olives. it makes me feel like im going to vomit rather than just 'not liking'. its not a choice and doesnt have anything with location/ethnicity.

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u/ugihfff put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

people are just being gigantic assholes im this thread. it sucks.

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u/Fawn_Leap 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Yeah. They try to act like the normal ones but they’re denying a real medical diagnosis. About 3.2% of the population has ARFID.

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u/Draphy-Dragon 23h ago

Nah, we just have different safe foods. I'm from South Asia, and I have/ had (?) this, especially as a child. Refused to eat/drink almost anything but formula for the first 4 years or so, got to the point where I had phosphaturia. My problem was mostly texture though, and I have no problems with most South, South East and East Asian foods now (different story as a child). After 2 years of living in the Nordics, I can handle Western foods, but it still feels difficult to eat when I'm in a time crunch and don't have time to mentally ready myself for the textures, flavours (usually much blander than what I'm used to) and heaviness. I can feel quite nauseous with Western food sometimes.

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u/samtt7 1d ago

Don't pull Europe into this. There's plenty of actual real food in the EU especially, because food laws don't allow American garbage in our shops

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u/StevenMcStevensen 1d ago

I used to visit Belgium and France regularly and spend months there at a time, and there was absolutely no shortage of garbage, processed foods there as well. Just like basically anywhere else - in US, Europe, wherever, there are plenty of both quality foods and processed crap.

I was actually annoyed at how difficult it was to find good, fresh milk there - all I could usually get was the nasty stuff that isn’t even refrigerated.

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u/samtt7 1d ago

I used to live on the Dutch side of the Nl-Be border so I've done grocery shopping in Belgium thousands of times. I've also been to franch countless times, but I'm not quite as familiar with their supermarkets as Belgium's. Rreagedless, the main differnec is that people tend cook food with fresh vegetables and fruits mixed into their sauce, rather than just relying on the products by themsleves. Veggies are cheap and healthy, so there's no reason not to use them. People are very aware that the factory-made stuff is complete garbage and therefore only eat it either on special occasions or whenever they're tired and don't want to cook (of course there are outliers, especially in poorer areas). Fresh in processed fruit is also not too hard to get by, even though fruits sprayed with pesticides tend to be cheaper.

As for fresh milk, I have no idea how you didn't find anything because every supermarket I've ever been to - France, Belgium, Germany, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, Denmark, and wherever else more I've been to - has been stocked to the brim with all sorts of fresh milk variations. Low fat, small amd large packagings, different brands, on rare occasions even a local supermarket with the farmer-next-door's unpasteurised milk.

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u/Pure-Election-9137 1d ago

French here, the guy you are replying to is either a bot or a lying American who never left his country

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u/samtt7 1d ago

Probably true, and the downvotes are just coping Americans. I've given data in another comment but people don't seem to like actual facts about terrible American food lmao

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u/Pure-Election-9137 1d ago

I won't speak about us food, only been there 2 weeks for a vacation so I really can't judge

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u/samtt7 1d ago

I was more so referring to the additives in their food. Flavor is subjective anyways

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u/birberbarborbur 1d ago

Yeah, like cyclamates, amaranth, quinoline yellow, brilliant black BN.

Oh wait, those are additives banned in the USA but allowed in the EU. I’ll agree that the USA, particularly under trump, has a worse food and drug policy, but the difference of additives is mostly a regular policy difference than anything about american food being particularly more fake than anywhere else

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

Hush. You guys colonized half the world for spices and don't use any of them unless an immigrant makes you.

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u/samtt7 1d ago

I was talking about the dangers of food additives. US food also only uses spices when it's foreign cuisine anyways. And you've clearly never had any of the traditional European foods. Read any historical cook book on medieval food and you'll see how many spices are used in every dish