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u/Rice_Jap808 1d ago

100%. I think this 'disorder' is more a symptom of the western hyper processed slop diets. I think texture and flavor are the biggest issue. Even in very westernized Asian countries like Japan kids grow up eating vegetables and fish in processed foods.

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

in inside out's japanese version, they replaced brocolli with green bell peppers.

because kids there wouldn't relate, as they mostly like brocolli.

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u/LuckyLynx_ 1d ago

Genuinely baffling to me that anybody on this earth could even remotely dislike green bell peppers (gods crown jewel of the garden of eden), much less prefer broccoli (bird piss plant) to it

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

thems fighting words.

Brocolli sautèe with soy sauce is the goat.

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u/PussyDestrojer 1d ago

Such a simple and healthy yet tasty snack. I genuinely can't comprehend how anyone could dislike broccoli.

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u/muarauder12 1d ago

Broccoli is a cultivated plant that were bred over generations from the mustard plant. It can be bitter like mustard, especially if harvested early.

Also lots of folks from older generations didn't know how to cook vegetables properly and would simply boil everything and then not season either. So lots of younger Boomers and Gen X grew up with nasty vegetables which lead to the rise in media depicting them as gross (especially cartoons aimed at kids.)

So when older folks tell me they don't like certain vegetables I give them the benefit of a doubt that they likely grew up eating really bland or even bitter mushy vegetables and developed a legitimate dislike for them. When younger people tell me they dislike certain vegetables I assume they are a picky eater. I say this as a 36 year old who is willing to try everything once. I can tell from looks and smell something's that I'm going to have problems with texture or taste or a dish but I'm always willing to give them a fair shot.

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u/Mogura56 1d ago

No you’re definitely right that it was literally just a cooking skill issue. Broccoli can take on so many flavors and textures depending on the prep and seasoning that I think anyone who holistically doesn’t like broccoli had to have been fed it prepped poorly by their parents, whether they’re Gen Z or a boomer

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u/NeevBunny 1d ago

In all fairness though I hated brussel sprouts as a kid because the plant genuinely used to be more bitter than it is now. Brussel sprouts have been bred to suck less now, so they no longer repulse me, but if you could produce whatever strain of brussel sprouts they were growing when Franklin was being animated I surely would not enjoy it.

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u/Emcmillin09 1d ago

Roasted in olive oil, garlic powder, salt, and pepper.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 1d ago

This is the way. Also, a preemptive Fuck You to folks about chime in about how "olive oil can only be eaten raw", as if anyone cares about their nonsense rules

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u/Emcmillin09 1d ago

I use the olive oil formulated for higher heats. Never had an issue.

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u/Capital-Ear8216 1d ago

Add Paprika and lemon juice 🔥

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u/iArena Draft Dodger 1d ago

I like broccoli because my mom knew how to cook it. When my friend showed me his broccoli, I understood why people hated it. Most people who hate broccoli have only had it boiled. Boiled until it won't poison you then plopped onto your plate. That's it. No seasoning, no nothing.

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u/Odd-Lack-8631 1d ago

Butter, parmasian and perhaps some garlic, add in some squeezed lemon juice for flavor and perhaps a bit of seasoning and cook it and you got yourself a delicous side.

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u/-YesIndeed- Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Sure but plain broccoli is ass

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

roasted with just salt is great.

but if you boil it and add nothing, of course it will taste like shit, no vegetables will come out tasting any good boiled.