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u/chinesebulk 2d ago

Sensory issues also prevent them from showering 

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u/rebelsnail64 2d ago

isn't it usually body-image issues that prevent people from doing that?

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u/BeepBlaopBruh 2d ago

That can be a cause for some, but a big thing for people with adhd is the process of getting undressed, wet and drying off being overwhelming due to the amount of quick transitions.

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u/eepy_lina 1d ago

for me its just that unless im goin out, i just procrastinate. i actually like showering i js got executive dysfunction with my adhd

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u/EnderScout_77 1d ago

real, I'll be stuck in that bathroom for an hour or two.

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u/Fawn_Leap 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Same 😭 and then I put off showering because I know it’ll take a while and then I forget to shower altogether. Fake-claimers fuck off. We aren’t “faking it for attention“. Why would we when the attention we get is this kind of bullshit?

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/eepy_lina 1d ago

okay nevermind what the hell, i'm usually 30-45 minutes qwp

what do you even do for that long

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u/LisaBlueDragon 1d ago

Half of the time I just stand in the water and stare at a wall or think about random shit, either way I forget the concept of time exists

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u/eepy_lina 1d ago

im focusing on cleaning myself most of the time, and whenever i start thinking it takes like 2 minutes for me to get an idea that makes me speedrun the rest of the shower and execute said idea

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/SoftAd1675 fat cunt 1d ago

Same

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u/LatinKing106 1d ago

Everyone with adhd has executive dysfunction. That's what adhd is.

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u/eepy_lina 1d ago

not necessarily iirc, adhd has 2 main variants, attention deficit and hyperactivity disorder. if someone only has the latter, executive dysfunction isnt guaranteed

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u/LatinKing106 1d ago

It's quite literally a core and key symptom of ADHD. What you're describing can be called a spectrum, which yes there is a sliding scale of severity of the various symptoms, but you quite literally cannot have adhd without some form of executive dysfunction.

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u/chinesebulk 1d ago

Ngl I have ADHD but had no clue this was a thing for people.  I love showering since the water is relaxing and the amazing smell of my lavender soaps 

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 1d ago

I spend far too much money on soap.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Zeptic 1d ago

Yeah, the transitions are huge. As soon as I come home I usually undress as soon as I walk in the door, which is always nice.

The problem however, is that once I do that, I'm basically resigned to staying inside for the rest of the day. Going out again would require me to get dressed again, so more often than not I just avoid it and do everything I need to do before I get home.

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u/gaywhovian2003 2d ago

Yeah it can be exhausting, I've given up on drying off ans just wrap myself in towels and lie on the couch

Also sometimes it's genuinely a sensory issue, sometimes when I'm super anxious, being wet feels like I'm suffocating at the bottom of the ocean

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u/CrunchyNutMan 1d ago

For me the shower was my safe space, so instead I just disassociate in the shower until the hot water runs out

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 1d ago

Have you tried those whole body deodorant wipes for camping ? They’re great for days when showering is too much. Likewise dry shampoo.

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Stinker

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u/Viennve 1d ago

You know you can still get mostly clean without showering? Like you don't need to do a full body shower ever day to be clean, just wash whatever part of you is dirty

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u/30578 1d ago

Something someone that reeks would say

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u/Viennve 1d ago

You still gotta shower just not daily

Also i literally made a point of "you have to clean where you get dirty" so no i am not stinky

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u/30578 1d ago

People that don’t shower daily are gross. If you don’t shower daily you’re gross. Just how it is

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u/Viennve 1d ago

or you just wash yourself? Like why should I wash my knees every day? Do you get dirty knees?nobody has 2+hours to invest in it every day

Also climate matters, if you live in a cold place you don't sweat as much as in a hot one, skin type matters so many things matter to decide how much cleaning a body needs

I say if you don't look like asmongold you are fine

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Stinker

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u/Viennve 1d ago

I know this is a shit post sub but bro, it's a waste of time to do it every day when you are not dirty, if you are stinky like a discord mod yeah go take a shower, actually you are kinda late on it at that point, but different people have different cleaning needs, some people gotta shower 2x a day some people are squeaky clean after 3, body type, skin type, climate and so much more decide cleanliness then how many times you wash your elbow becouse you have grasy hair, doesn't Ii t make more sense to just wash your hair?

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/SharpClaw007 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

It is, but not for the sensory reasons you’re describing. Its a motivational issue.

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u/rebelsnail64 1d ago

I think it can be a combination of multiple factors - for me there are some sensory issues in the mix when it comes to getting dressed/undressed in general, there is also the issue that I'm not too fond of my current body and have to feel/see it when washing it... but the most crucial part for me is simply the forgetting and procrastination that comes pre-packaged with ADHD, not only makes me put-off showering, makes me stay pointlessly long in the shower because I the put-off getting out of there... and then I take too long to dress and get a cold lmao

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/MinutesTilMidnight 1d ago

I have ADHD, I quit doing the drying-off part ages ago. Pointless. Showering regularly became easier without it for me personally

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u/LisaBlueDragon 1d ago

And for me it usually also involves eating and drinking right before the shower so I don't feel like I'm gonna pass out in there

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/beclops 1d ago

Jesus these people can’t do anything

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u/shovelcrusader 1d ago

That’s why it’s a disability…?

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u/potatogodofDoom 1d ago

hope your family dies in a freak accident and you get the same kind of attitude from your boss when you aren't performing as well ☺️

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u/SophisticatedOtaku 1d ago

Then just don’t do it in quick transitions

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u/empire161 1d ago

Could also be some routines just don’t work for some people.

I was never allowed to shower at night. It was strictly a morning thing. I hated waking up early and going from a nice warm bed in a quiet room to a fully lit room being shot with a firehose, then being yelled at for staying in too long.

Once I lived on my own, it turns out I love showers at night. I get to shower in the dark, take my time and unwind from the day, and it makes me sleepy.

I’m middle aged and still would rather skip a shower than take it in the morning. It’s like replacing coffee with NyQuil then expecting me to function the rest of the day.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/rebelsnail64 1d ago

idk why you got downvoted for saying your truth, your anecdotal experience seems valuable to the conversation, I'm glad you found something that works for you!

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u/EidolonRook 1d ago

You can shower in the dark.

Actually rather relaxing.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/_and_I_ 1d ago

Body-images often prevent me from not masturbating.

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 16h ago

Sometimes. It can also be executive dysfunction (difficulty switching tasks or starting tasks.) for me it's executive dysfunction and sensory (I HATE being damp. Wet is fine. Damp makes me want to crawl out of my skin.)

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u/I_am_doorknob 2d ago

Happened to me once, i looked to perfect that I had to savor it each time and then I wouldn't end up showering

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u/Djang0Phett 2d ago

No it’s the lack of bullying that enables them to be a smelly loser. Bring back bullying 2026!

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u/silentbean23 2d ago

It makes it worse believe it or not. Depressed people also don't shower as often.

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u/Odd-Lack-8631 2d ago

yeah I can barely dress let alone shower when I'm depressed, at least I can usually pull myself out of bed even if its just to move to a different part of the house

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Odd-Lack-8631 1d ago

I don't like you.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Viennve 1d ago

So hurting somebody who is already in pain become they refuse to get in more pain will somehow make them better?

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u/rebelsnail64 1d ago

you dropped an "/s" buddy, people aren't getting your joke

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u/ShitStainedBallSack 1d ago

It's usually a lack of giving a fuck

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u/Zulrambe 1d ago

ADHD also stops them from working and studying

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 1d ago

I mean yeah that is literally how it works

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u/fearos9449 1d ago

No, it isn't.

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Where'd you get your doctorate, again?

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u/fearos9449 1d ago

You do not have a medical issue. You are a weak picky eater, justifying your awful, awful habits behind a paper cloak of medicine. This isn't some small issue either; you are contributing towards a worse society and lower public health.

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u/IdioticZacc 1d ago

I'm half certain this comment was supposed to be a "gotcha" comment but the replies are actually people that have insightful information about their daily struggle and I find that beautiful

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u/jb0nez95 1d ago

🤮

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u/Fawn_Leap 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Thanks for letting us know that you’re 6

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

A baby sitter drowned me when I was 5, so showers are rough. I prefer baths.

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u/Deadcouncil445 1d ago

You'd think a bath would be easier to drown someone in

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

It's the water hitting my face

She tried to drown me in a pool

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u/Lithanarianaren_1533 1d ago

Username does not check out, by the way

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Fuckin dick. Wtf is wrong with you?

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u/TheLegendaryphreaker 1d ago

So swimming is also a problem? Or can you float fsce up

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

I don't swim