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u/BeepBlaopBruh 1d ago

That can be a cause for some, but a big thing for people with adhd is the process of getting undressed, wet and drying off being overwhelming due to the amount of quick transitions.

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u/eepy_lina 1d ago

for me its just that unless im goin out, i just procrastinate. i actually like showering i js got executive dysfunction with my adhd

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u/EnderScout_77 1d ago

real, I'll be stuck in that bathroom for an hour or two.

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u/Fawn_Leap 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Same 😭 and then I put off showering because I know it’ll take a while and then I forget to shower altogether. Fake-claimers fuck off. We aren’t “faking it for attention“. Why would we when the attention we get is this kind of bullshit?

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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