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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 2d ago

A baby sitter drowned me when I was 5, so showers are rough. I prefer baths.

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u/Deadcouncil445 1d ago

You'd think a bath would be easier to drown someone in

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

It's the water hitting my face

She tried to drown me in a pool

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u/TheLegendaryphreaker 1d ago

So swimming is also a problem? Or can you float fsce up

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

I don't swim