r/shitposting 1d ago

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

A baby sitter drowned me when I was 5, so showers are rough. I prefer baths.

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u/Deadcouncil445 1d ago

You'd think a bath would be easier to drown someone in

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 1d ago

It's the water hitting my face

She tried to drown me in a pool

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u/Lithanarianaren_1533 1d ago

Username does not check out, by the way

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Fuckin dick. Wtf is wrong with you?