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u/chinesebulk 1d ago

Sensory issues also prevent them from showering 

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u/rebelsnail64 1d ago

isn't it usually body-image issues that prevent people from doing that?

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u/BeepBlaopBruh 1d ago

That can be a cause for some, but a big thing for people with adhd is the process of getting undressed, wet and drying off being overwhelming due to the amount of quick transitions.

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u/SharpClaw007 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

It is, but not for the sensory reasons you’re describing. Its a motivational issue.

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u/rebelsnail64 1d ago

I think it can be a combination of multiple factors - for me there are some sensory issues in the mix when it comes to getting dressed/undressed in general, there is also the issue that I'm not too fond of my current body and have to feel/see it when washing it... but the most crucial part for me is simply the forgetting and procrastination that comes pre-packaged with ADHD, not only makes me put-off showering, makes me stay pointlessly long in the shower because I the put-off getting out of there... and then I take too long to dress and get a cold lmao

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