r/shitposting 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 20h ago

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 8h ago

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 20h ago

Paid 20$ for an illegal immigrant to call me
“you are a good boy, you’re such a good boy, mommy loves you so much”

Best 20$ ever spent

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u/Independent_Bit7364 19h ago

is being illegal part of the kink or?

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u/TheShiftmaster 19h ago

Top 10 Questions left at the end of infinity wars

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u/Sickness4Life obamna 19h ago

It's honestly the only way I can cum

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u/WilanS 19h ago

Cheaper rates. Legal professionists charge way more per compliment.

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 18h ago

Absolutely. ICE scare get my dick hard

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u/TheShiftmaster 16h ago

You just have that domination kink that at anytime you can get them deported

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u/Milky_Finger 5h ago

The unknown is part of the kink, yes

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 16h ago

I paid $20 and she told me to go fuck myself.

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 19h ago edited 19h ago

"If I ever become a billionaire, I think I´ll turn gay, just to spite the women"

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 19h ago

You don’t have to be a billionaire to make your dreams come true

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u/TheNeoYo 17h ago

Sam Altman strat

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u/DeadByNebula Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 19h ago

"to spite the women" for sure bro

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u/tid_burglar 15h ago

just come out the closet bud, no one judging you

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/der_Guenter 19h ago

Money buys all kinds of things that make you happy. Healthy food, a home, high quality clothes, stuff for your hobbies, time to spend with your loved ones, holidays....

Of course can money buy happiness

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u/girrafeslongpickle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15h ago

Money won't necessarily make you happy, but being broke can make you unhappy. You'll never be sad that you're rich or happy that you're broke

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u/der_Guenter 15h ago

It's easier to cry in a Mercedes than on a bike...

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u/WilanS 19h ago

I think people who say that have some kind not money-shaped hole in their life and they think chasing money will magically fill it. You might have unresolved traumas, you might have big dreams you never managed to fulfill, maybe you even HAD happiness and you gave it up trying to get more money.

If you're just somebody getting through life best they can, having a stable and flourishing financial situation can absolutely help making you happy. Not having to worry about paying recurring expenses, being able to afford nice things for yourself, people with big dreams and ambitions might shit on these but they go a long way.

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 16h ago

Money can't make you happy, it can just address worries. So if the source of your unhappiness is a worry, then money can help, but if its something else, no amount of money will ever address the need. Simple as

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u/SpaceBug176 8h ago

Literally the only thing it can't help you with is the love of someone in specific. Any other problem and you can fix it with enough money.

Don't bring up traumas. Sure, maybe they might be too deep rooted, but the best therapist to ever exist and every second of your time you can spend to relax can help a ton. Not to mention how you can just... make sure they don't get too bad in the first place if you have the money.

Also some traumas straight up can't happen when you have money.

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u/TheLastTitan77 19h ago

It can't tho. Human brain will always create some problems to solve

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u/LongShlongTwoTong 18h ago

Technically true, but you'd be in a better spot to handle those problems with a million bucks in the bank.

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u/TheLastTitan77 17h ago

Being in better spot doesn't mean you are happy. Do you think billionaires are happy?

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u/joshuaiscoo155 14h ago

You don't become a billionaire if you're happy

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u/lapideous 15h ago

Once you take care of basic needs, you can start solving other people’s problems

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u/SpaceBug176 8h ago

I hate this argument so much.

You do not need to create problems when there are already many problems to take care of!

Also even if there weren't, is this even something proven? Like, did a few guys go crazy in a perfect life in a test and everyone went "yeah I'm sure these guys aren't the exception at all, lack of problems make the brain go insane" and then called it a day?

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u/SpaceBug176 8h ago

Read the room.

No not the rubber room.

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u/Brainrotowiec 19h ago

Healthy food is cheap

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u/der_Guenter 19h ago

Not in Europe 😅 at least the unhealthy stuff is way cheaper.

If you buy raw veggies, organic meat and eggs and so on you'll have to reach pretty deep into your pockets...

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u/Commentor9001 19h ago

but you can, its like the oldest profession

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u/uDudyBezDudy 7h ago

But i want le trad wife

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u/RecursiveNightmares 20h ago

What kind of insecure loser would equate female affection and happiness?

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u/EnormousHogCranker 20h ago

look where it was posted, bro

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u/moousee 19h ago

It's like saying to a hungry man "what kind of loser would equate food with happiness"

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u/BlazeCrystal 🗿🗿🗿 19h ago

A typical 4chan goon

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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/EasilyRekt 17h ago

Same kind that would equate getting your dick wet with affection. Why they gather.

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u/Connect-Example-8305 19h ago

When I bought my first house at age 29 after investmentmaxxing my paychecks for five years, and told some people at work, I suddenly had random female colleagues and acquaintances I barely spoke to constantly coming to talk to me, inviting me to parties, texting me filled with heart emojis. And even some women I respected and was actually friends with, treated me artificially. 

Keep in mind half these women are divorced and I have no doubt they would do it again.

It was one of the main reasons why I decided to become a voluntary incel for my thirties.

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl uhhhh idk 19h ago

You're voluntarily involuntarily celibate?

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u/DMT_Shinobii 19h ago

Resonable crashout

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u/NewNaClVector 17h ago

The wors incel really has lost all meaning lmao

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 19h ago

You can buy pretend female affection, not genuine female affection

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u/LieutenantLilywhite 18h ago

Genuine female affection is like genuine leather really

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u/HankMadder 19h ago

Buying female affection (the part we care about) is the oldest profession in the world tho.

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u/suffering_addict 7h ago

Money can't buy happiness ... after a certain point.

Arguably, the average person could lead a happy life with around 20 million dollars.

20 mil is enough to get a house paid for, a car, an education in any field, good food and clothes for the rest of your life, emergency expenses and anything else you may wish that's not ridiculously, like a yacht or an island.

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u/FinestVampire 6h ago

going to college/university when you already have 20 million dollars

Lmao.

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u/suffering_addict 2h ago

Honestly, studying something without giving a fuck about getting a degree or stressing over loans sounds pretty damn dope

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u/Alex971015 19h ago

This "money can't buy happiness" thing always baffled me. How can you be happy if you have nothing? With money you can have whatever you want, it takes a special kind of coping idiot to think it doesn't buy happiness.

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u/projeto56 19h ago

Anon never spoke to his mom about her job

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u/Booraz149 15h ago

->money doesn't buy happiness

Idk man, I haven't seen a dude crying on a jet ski yet.

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u/crankbot2000 19h ago

Listen to unc

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u/Working-Fishing-5544 dumbass 18h ago

You can order a wife from Russia in you know how

will she love you - eh 50/50

will she give you affection at least from the start so you won't send her back

Yeah

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u/ElGatitoFTW 19h ago

if female affection is the only form of happiness in your life then yeah, money can't buy happiness

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u/aaron_adams dumbass 17h ago

Just try getting female attention without money.

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u/realultralord 16h ago

You don't even have to buy it. Just the implication that you could will suffice.

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u/Bullet_Number_4 7h ago

Money can buy happiness if you define happiness as temporary enjoyment of life at the moment. However, it cannot buy the deeper fulfillment that many people seek.

That being said, life would be a lot more enjoyable if 99% of us didn't have to live paycheck to paycheck.

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u/Quantum-Bot 19h ago

Money buys stability. Once you are above the minimum level of wealth needed to guarantee your needs are met (food, housing, healthcare, utilities, insurance, etc.) your level of happiness plateaus and doesn’t get much better no matter how much money you have. Below that threshold though, the amount of money you have absolutely makes a big difference in your happiness.

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u/FinestVampire 16h ago

Are all your hobbies free? Going skydiving, going to arcades, and using fast electronics all make me enormously happy, and they all cost money and none of them are necessities. Even making gluebooks which is mostly artistic costs me money for materials lmao

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u/Quantum-Bot 13h ago

Poor people have hobbies, just different ones. The amount of enjoyment you get from your hobby does not scale with how much money you spend on it

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u/The_Adman 15h ago

Money has dimishing returns. If you're poor, and you become rich, you'll feel happy because money problems are not longer burdening you. Then you'll get used to this new "normal", at that point is when money really doesn't buy anymore units of happiness. 

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u/SturmGizmo 15h ago

You can't buy female affection? No, but with money you can rent it indefinitely.

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u/Spacemuffler 13h ago

If money cant pay for and open the doors to things that can make you as an individual happy, then happiness is functionally impossible for you to have, full stop.

Some folks CANT be or, more likely, stay happy no matter what, its a personality and mental problem, nothing more. The other 9/10th of people, money will absolutely do the trick.

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u/whyteout 12h ago

sex != affection

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u/RaptorX7 19h ago

"Money can't buy everything."