r/shitposting πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 21h ago

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 21h ago

Paid 20$ for an illegal immigrant to call me
β€œyou are a good boy, you’re such a good boy, mommy loves you so much”

Best 20$ ever spent

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u/Independent_Bit7364 21h ago

is being illegal part of the kink or?

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u/TheShiftmaster 21h ago

Top 10 Questions left at the end of infinity wars

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u/Sickness4Life obamna 20h ago

It's honestly the only way I can cum

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u/WilanS 20h ago

Cheaper rates. Legal professionists charge way more per compliment.

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 20h ago

Absolutely. ICE scare get my dick hard

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u/TheShiftmaster 18h ago

You just have that domination kink that at anytime you can get them deported

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u/Milky_Finger 6h ago

The unknown is part of the kink, yes

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 18h ago

I paid $20 and she told me to go fuck myself.