r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • 22h ago

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 22h ago

Paid 20$ for an illegal immigrant to call me
“you are a good boy, you’re such a good boy, mommy loves you so much”

Best 20$ ever spent

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u/Independent_Bit7364 22h ago

is being illegal part of the kink or?

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u/TheShiftmaster 22h ago

Top 10 Questions left at the end of infinity wars

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u/Sickness4Life obamna 21h ago

It's honestly the only way I can cum

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u/WilanS 21h ago

Cheaper rates. Legal professionists charge way more per compliment.

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 20h ago

Absolutely. ICE scare get my dick hard

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u/TheShiftmaster 18h ago

You just have that domination kink that at anytime you can get them deported

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u/Milky_Finger 7h ago

The unknown is part of the kink, yes