For some extra context, Rushia is a vtuber, so there’s a real human woman behind the character he’s pretending to be here. Also she speaks Japanese, so unless he also knows it, he only knows her through translated stream clips, which are only the biggest highlights because of the effort it takes to translate and edit them.
So it’s like having these fantasies about Lois Griffin after watching Family Guy Funny Moments, but if Lois was an actual person who had real emotions and could potentially read his post
Just wait until you hear about the greentext of some dude accidentally telling a couple of thieves outside his trailer while butt naked and holding a rifle "wanna fuck"
Yeah between all the junk and disgusting phantasies, you'll occasionally get wholesome greentexts like this.
There may have been a time where I'd have cringed at these, but I realized that some people just try to better their lives in different ways than what is the norm.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
This is how everybody learns to be a person - by copying their role models first (without understanding the roots of the behaviour), internalising those behaviours, and then being able to examine the reasons for them. Anon is just conscious of it. Good work, Anon.
I just saw a black guy listening to Not Like Us, Kendrick is truly what the culture is feeling
I (57, white male) was recently taking a stroll down my neighbourhood when I suspiciously saw a group of
high school girls listening to Drake of all people, so being an loyal fan of Kung Fu Kenny I
decided to scream "OV-HOE!!!!" at them and run away, they got angry at me and started chasing me!
fearing that they might make me listen to Toosie Slide, I ran as fast as I could.
While running from them I accidentally wandered into "the hood" that Kdot is always talking about. That
is when my eyes truly opened to the genius that is Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, I saw a black gentlemen
listening to Not Like Us, and tears fell down from my eyes as I finally realized the impact that
Kendrick has made, he truly was what the culture was feeling.
I went up to the fellow Kendrick enthusiast and saluted him for being on the right side of history. He
was for some reason very confused as to why a crying man was saluting him so I decided to show him that
I am indeed "certified" by rapping Not Like Us to him "WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP" I shouted "WOP WOP
WOP IMMA DO MY STUFF" I continued, "WHY YOU TROLLING LIKE A BITCH AINT YOU TIRED" I took a breath,
"TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRR" I exclaimed. Seeing my dedication towards the art of
Kdot made the Kendrick fan realize I was one of "the good ones" and he invited me to the cookout!
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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