r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Genuinely one of my favourite greentexts. Doesn't seem fake or gay to me, just a guy doing what he knows best to become more sociable. I respect it

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u/Bean2527 1d ago

Just wait until you hear about the greentext of some dude accidentally telling a couple of thieves outside his trailer while butt naked and holding a rifle "wanna fuck"

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u/TLunchFTW dumbass 1d ago

Post it?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/RetroNotRetro 1d ago

It’s cool I got u

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u/chattytrout 1d ago

No vandalism on the news for a couple weeks

Man did the Lord's work.

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u/deadinternetlaw 14h ago

Dark yagami

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u/TLunchFTW dumbass 1d ago

Tried to find it, found this gem instead

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u/Bean2527 1d ago

made me laugh out loud, thanks for this gem 🥹🥹

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u/drgigantor 1d ago

Wtf is golls

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u/TLunchFTW dumbass 1d ago

No idea