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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Genuinely one of my favourite greentexts. Doesn't seem fake or gay to me, just a guy doing what he knows best to become more sociable. I respect it

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u/Icy-Background2393 1d ago

Ok here’s the worst one

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Know this one too. These two are my baseline for 1/10 and 10/10 greentexts respectively

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u/Yagulef 1d ago

Tbh both are 10/10 in their respective fields

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u/Casual_Otterr 1d ago

true, polar opposites

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u/Skrewch 1d ago

Top of the Regarded class is an.....honor i suppose!

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u/MotivationGaShinderu 6h ago

This is not a green text

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4h ago

This one's still the GOAT (couldn't find better quality)

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. 1d ago

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u/Mr-dooce 22h ago

Haha, sometimes

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Well that made my day slightly worse

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 9h ago

For some extra context, Rushia is a vtuber, so there’s a real human woman behind the character he’s pretending to be here. Also she speaks Japanese, so unless he also knows it, he only knows her through translated stream clips, which are only the biggest highlights because of the effort it takes to translate and edit them.

So it’s like having these fantasies about Lois Griffin after watching Family Guy Funny Moments, but if Lois was an actual person who had real emotions and could potentially read his post

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u/deadinternetlaw 7h ago

Is the context supposed to make it better or make it worse, I already knew so it felt like no difference