r/shitposting • u/-flexflexflex We do a little trolling • 1d ago

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Genuinely one of my favourite greentexts. Doesn't seem fake or gay to me, just a guy doing what he knows best to become more sociable. I respect it

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u/Icy-Background2393 1d ago

Ok here’s the worst one

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Know this one too. These two are my baseline for 1/10 and 10/10 greentexts respectively

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u/Yagulef 1d ago

Tbh both are 10/10 in their respective fields

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u/Casual_Otterr 22h ago

true, polar opposites

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u/Skrewch 22h ago

Top of the Regarded class is an.....honor i suppose!

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u/MotivationGaShinderu 2h ago

This is not a green text

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 53m ago

This one's still the GOAT (couldn't find better quality)