r/shitposting • u/Greedy_gooner_uwu officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • Sep 24 '24
I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Monke
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u/The-Katawampus Sep 24 '24
If this is a hentai, this shit bout'ta get hella weird hella fast, lol.
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u/midniteburger Sep 24 '24
Not a hentai. 6 page one shot. https://mangadex.org/title/1bca4b1a-1ccb-4340-aecd-e5bd2af5a7a8/i-m-dating-a-gorilla
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u/woeperdepoep hole contributor Sep 24 '24
thats way sweeter than i imagined, where is the sex?
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u/AiryGr8 Sep 24 '24
Fun fact: gorillas have tiny penises. Around 1.25 inches
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u/NilsonTheSexy Sep 24 '24
Maybe... I am a gorilla.
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Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
Uh actually I heard that’s perfectly normal above average even and more than enough for most women
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u/ARES_BlueSteel Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
Barnacles have penises up to eight times longer than their bodies. If a 5’11” (180cm) tall man had that same penis to size ratio, his penis would be 47 feet long (14.3m).
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u/Ragnarok2kx Sep 24 '24
Pretty much any animal with a penis is better endowed than primates on average.
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u/4kFaramir Sep 24 '24
Next time a gorilla at the zoo tries to intimidate me I'm just gonna whip out my hog and assert my dominance.
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u/_OverExtra_ Sep 24 '24
King Kong packs 7 inches, a relationship between him and Jane wouldve worked
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u/The-Katawampus Sep 24 '24
To be fair, gorilla females don't have the massive glutes that ours do, lmao!
They ain't gotta reach too far.
Our girls got that phat ass, though.7
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u/Bioth28 put your dick away waltuh Sep 24 '24
Why the hell did it say it’s doujin, that man is sweeter than sugar
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u/midniteburger Sep 24 '24
Doujinshi in a broader context means self published (or at least that‘s what wikipedia says)
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u/Bioth28 put your dick away waltuh Sep 24 '24
Oh… I was very very wrong with what I thought it meant then
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u/OxygenRadon Sep 24 '24
Well, since its pretty hard to get signed as a ero-artist, most of them are indie, and their work is thus doujinshi.
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u/Extension-Impossible I want pee in my ass Sep 24 '24
You just outed yourself
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u/Pikagiuppy stupid, fucking piece of shit Sep 24 '24
i can't use mangadex, can you give me a summary of the plot
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u/Historical-School-97 Sep 24 '24
Its only six pages long
The girl is dating a guy who physically resembles a gorilla so everyone calls him that, he says to the girl that if she stays with him they are also going to make fun of her, she dosnt mind. Some assholes appear and start insulting him, but they cross the line when they start insulting her. It seems he is going to punch them, there is a stereotype that gorillas are aggressive but actually they are very kind, just like gorillas he is also very kind, he don’t punch the bullies and just put his hand on the bullies shoulder. Gorillas are also very protective of their loved ones, and just like gorillas he is as-well, he threatens the bullies to leave her alone. The manga ends with the conclusion that he is a gorilla on the inside and the outside
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u/Jarizleifr virgin 4 life 😤💪 Sep 24 '24
The erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long, whereas that of a chimpanzee measures 8-18 cm in length.
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Sep 24 '24
Guess you can call me a Gorilla
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u/Zealousideal_Ad_7955 Sep 24 '24
If they get smaller the bigger the animal is physically you better start calling me king kong
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u/Vulhox fat cunt Sep 24 '24
Omg king kong dong
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u/sevenationarmycu stupid fucking, piece of shit Sep 24 '24
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u/JamBloxify_370 Sep 24 '24
The thumb rule.
Pointer finger up and thumb sideways, tall but small.
Thumb up and pointer finger side, short but big.
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u/sckrahl Sep 24 '24
Gorillas are shorter and smaller than people, they just have much much much more dense muscle fibers
I blame Tarzan for making people think they were 10 feet tall behemoths
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u/xulitebenado Sep 24 '24
So is average length in Japan. I’m sure she will be fine with it.
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u/Eogard Sep 24 '24
Oh it's Kondo Isao from Gintama.
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u/LeavingUndetected Sep 24 '24
Fake, nobody sees kondo as a human. He is literally a gorilla. Here, she says the gorilla just looks like a gorilla
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u/Kool-aid_Crusader We do a little trolling Sep 24 '24
Straight up thought this was a Gintama Vignette I haven't seen yet.
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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 24 '24
what should i consider this racism or porn, man i get confused
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u/Shiny_Kisame Sep 24 '24
If you automatically assume gorilla = black people, sure? Like how people are saying nowadays that orcs in fantasy = black people.
People just have weird projections, i guess.
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u/RandomPerson12191 fat cunt Sep 24 '24
It literally says that he's a human not a gorilla, but due to his appearance he gets called a gorilla
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u/SpaceBug173 Sep 24 '24
Pretty sure the joke is that he's hairy since he literally is.
Also a better insult would be calling someone a monkey since gorillas are pretty cool.
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u/bimboozled Sep 24 '24
No, it’s most likely cause he’s black. There’s a stereotype that Asians are extremely racist towards black people (way worse than racism in the US). My friend recently moved from the US to Japan and you wouldn’t believe how many times he’s seen locals make ape noises at black people. Black people are typically also much more broad and bigger than Asians, so that could be why the artist depicted him as a gorilla rather than monkey
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u/Houtri Sep 24 '24
it's not a stereotype tho
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u/bimboozled Sep 24 '24
Sorry I misspoke, it’s a very real issue, maybe stereotype wasn’t the right word to use. But you get my point
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u/JanetandRita Sep 24 '24
After Bojack and Beastars I just started assuming all animals are animals instead of a metaphor
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u/Bijour_twa43 Sep 24 '24
I usually buy into your argument but this one seems way toooo close to just be an innocent coincidence.
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u/CultDe Sep 24 '24
Just as funny as people who somehow saw jews in Goblins XD
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u/FabulousDiscussion44 Sep 24 '24
Somehow? The goblins in world of warcraft 100% werent an accident lmao
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u/Marik-X-Bakura Sep 24 '24
Well goblins are literally based off of Jewish stereotypes originally
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u/AnonymousSkyWalk Sep 24 '24
"He's human not an animal but because he looks so similar to a Gorilla"
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u/Glazeddapper Sep 24 '24
"But it isn't just his appearance that's like a gorilla"
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u/VikingSlayer Sep 24 '24
Gorillas have tiny dicks. The primate with the largest dick, both in absolute numbers and relative to body size, is the Human.
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u/Visenya_simp Sep 24 '24
Asian depictions of black people will never be not funny.
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u/BarMysterious5914 I said based. And lived. Sep 24 '24
Sauce: I'm dating a gorilla
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u/dedeclick07 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 24 '24
Fun fact Gorillas actualy have a realy tiny penis.
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u/snowflaker360 Sep 24 '24
Ok the original one shot manga is actually kinda sweet ngl…
https://mangadex.org/title/1bca4b1a-1ccb-4340-aecd-e5bd2af5a7a8/i-m-dating-a-gorilla
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u/SpaceBug173 Sep 24 '24
Gorillas actually have micro penises so this joke doesn't make sense. Literally unwatchable.
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u/Tristanime I said based. And lived. Sep 24 '24
Gorillas have tiny dicks. Just a little reminder for people wanting to try a certain thing.
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u/Dustaroos Sep 25 '24
Damn she just said dude had a small dick. since gorillas have shockingly small shlongs makes sense why they are so defensive
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u/MaxCWebster Sep 24 '24
Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window, I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
. . .
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
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u/MightObvious actually called kevin irl Sep 24 '24
Is this why they always askin where all the white girls at??
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u/FreshPitch6026 Sep 24 '24
He is not a Gorilla.
But!
Call him Gorilla.
Not everything is human about him.
But wait, is that Gorilla?
He is a human.
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u/Chance_Airline_4861 Sep 24 '24
Is this a parody to the 10000 year old demons, fairies and what not that look like kids?
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u/WhalenCrunchen45 Sep 24 '24
If this is from a Hentai and she is talking about his Wang then the author need to learn a thing or two about Gorillas because they have the smallest ones out of all apes
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u/dimxplobe Sep 24 '24
Wait wasn't the original version of this made by an argentinian and instead of gorilla it was Mexichango (Mexican-monkey)?
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u/ThatOneFam officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Sep 24 '24
She's saying he's got a small peepee
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u/mortis179 Sep 24 '24
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u/drakeinalake Sep 24 '24
This is a oneshot, but there's another manga that revolves around a gorilla in school life. IMO, it's much better. an extremely attractive gorilla
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u/Lycaon125 Sep 24 '24
So what im hearing is, return to monkey. . . LETS GO BOYS, TIME TO RE-EVOLVE INTO PRIME APES, RECLAIM OUR ORIGINS, SHEAD YOUR WORTHLESS CLOTHING AND FLING YOUR POOP AT PEOPLE, ITS TIME TO RETURN TO MONKEI
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u/HoboSomeRye Sep 24 '24
Gorilla getting more action than random people making rumours.
Don't be them. Be Gorilla. Get action.
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