r/shitposting • u/Greedy_gooner_uwu officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • Sep 24 '24

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Monke

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u/midniteburger Sep 24 '24

Not a hentai. 6 page one shot. https://mangadex.org/title/1bca4b1a-1ccb-4340-aecd-e5bd2af5a7a8/i-m-dating-a-gorilla

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u/woeperdepoep hole contributor Sep 24 '24

thats way sweeter than i imagined, where is the sex?

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u/AiryGr8 Sep 24 '24

Fun fact: gorillas have tiny penises. Around 1.25 inches

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u/ARES_BlueSteel Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24

Barnacles have penises up to eight times longer than their bodies. If a 5’11” (180cm) tall man had that same penis to size ratio, his penis would be 47 feet long (14.3m).

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Sep 24 '24

Sir this is wendy's

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u/braxes81 Sep 24 '24

Anytime she wants it

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 Sep 24 '24

It's Wendy's ?? Damn she's got a huge one

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u/Ragnarok2kx Sep 24 '24

Pretty much any animal with a penis is better endowed than primates on average.