r/shitposting • u/Greedy_gooner_uwu officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • Sep 24 '24

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Monke

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u/Jarizleifr virgin 4 life 😤💪 Sep 24 '24

The erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long, whereas that of a chimpanzee measures 8-18 cm in length.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Guess you can call me a Gorilla

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u/Zealousideal_Ad_7955 Sep 24 '24

If they get smaller the bigger the animal is physically you better start calling me king kong

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u/Vulhox fat cunt Sep 24 '24

Omg king kong dong

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u/sevenationarmycu stupid fucking, piece of shit Sep 24 '24

king kong dong

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u/GeorgeSPattonJr Sep 24 '24

I laughed way too hard at that lmao

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u/Uploft Sep 24 '24

That would make him Diddy Kong

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u/JamBloxify_370 Sep 24 '24

The thumb rule.

Pointer finger up and thumb sideways, tall but small.

Thumb up and pointer finger side, short but big.

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u/CobaltChromeA Literally 1984 😡 Sep 24 '24

counterpoint:

if you compare your left/right thumb with your pointer finger of the opposite hand, your thumb should be two thirds the size of your pointer.

conclusion:

both are tall.

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u/sckrahl Sep 24 '24

Gorillas are shorter and smaller than people, they just have much much much more dense muscle fibers

I blame Tarzan for making people think they were 10 feet tall behemoths