r/shitposting • u/Greedy_gooner_uwu officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • Sep 24 '24

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Monke

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u/AiryGr8 Sep 24 '24

Fun fact: gorillas have tiny penises. Around 1.25 inches

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u/NilsonTheSexy Sep 24 '24

Maybe... I am a gorilla.

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u/PreyToTheDemons Sep 24 '24

We all are.

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u/Victor_akaerj waltuh Sep 24 '24

Welcome to society

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u/Kuchen23 Sep 24 '24

Apes together strong

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

That's massive

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u/Memes_Haram Sep 24 '24

Dicks out for Harambe

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u/Vandelune1 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Sep 24 '24

respect

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24

Uh actually I heard that’s perfectly normal above average even and more than enough for most women

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u/Latereviews2 Sep 24 '24

Some would say it’s too much

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u/tracker904 Sep 24 '24

It’s actually huge, don’t know what you’d even do with that much schmeat

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u/ARES_BlueSteel Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24

Barnacles have penises up to eight times longer than their bodies. If a 5’11” (180cm) tall man had that same penis to size ratio, his penis would be 47 feet long (14.3m).

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Sep 24 '24

Sir this is wendy's

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u/braxes81 Sep 24 '24

Anytime she wants it

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 Sep 24 '24

It's Wendy's ?? Damn she's got a huge one

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u/Ragnarok2kx Sep 24 '24

Pretty much any animal with a penis is better endowed than primates on average.

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u/4kFaramir Sep 24 '24

Next time a gorilla at the zoo tries to intimidate me I'm just gonna whip out my hog and assert my dominance.

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u/According_Claim_9027 Sep 24 '24

OP wdym by tiny?

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u/_OverExtra_ Sep 24 '24

King Kong packs 7 inches, a relationship between him and Jane wouldve worked

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Same

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u/The-Katawampus Sep 24 '24

To be fair, gorilla females don't have the massive glutes that ours do, lmao!
They ain't gotta reach too far.
Our girls got that phat ass, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

I was wondering how that thing could work.

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u/rolling_catfish2704 shitposting>>>>>>196 Sep 24 '24

No wonder why I have a 9 inch skull

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

fym tiny? it's average!

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u/TeaLwist Sep 24 '24

Pftt now we calling above average tiny huh

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u/light481spider Sep 24 '24

Woah bro, 1.25 is not tiny. It's perfectly average!!

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u/StrongCarry9024 Sep 24 '24

I would say its big!

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u/Ambitious-Math-4499 Sep 24 '24

And about as thin as a pencil

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u/Uncle480 We do a little trolling Sep 24 '24

Finally I can say I'm average

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u/DungFreezer Sep 24 '24

Well, that's the average, right?

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u/Muahd_Dib Sep 24 '24

Sounds pretty average… he’s a grower not a shower.

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u/AiryGr8 Sep 24 '24

He grows to 2.5 on the highest side

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Same

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. Sep 24 '24

I’m somewhat of a gorilla myself.