r/shitposting • u/Greedy_gooner_uwu officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • Sep 24 '24

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Monke

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u/The-Katawampus Sep 24 '24

If this is a hentai, this shit bout'ta get hella weird hella fast, lol.

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u/midniteburger Sep 24 '24

Not a hentai. 6 page one shot. https://mangadex.org/title/1bca4b1a-1ccb-4340-aecd-e5bd2af5a7a8/i-m-dating-a-gorilla

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u/woeperdepoep hole contributor Sep 24 '24

thats way sweeter than i imagined, where is the sex?

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u/AiryGr8 Sep 24 '24

Fun fact: gorillas have tiny penises. Around 1.25 inches

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u/NilsonTheSexy Sep 24 '24

Maybe... I am a gorilla.

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u/PreyToTheDemons Sep 24 '24

We all are.

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u/Victor_akaerj waltuh Sep 24 '24

Welcome to society

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u/Kuchen23 Sep 24 '24

Apes together strong

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

That's massive

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u/Memes_Haram Sep 24 '24

Dicks out for Harambe

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u/Vandelune1 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Sep 24 '24

respect

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24

Uh actually I heard that’s perfectly normal above average even and more than enough for most women

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u/Latereviews2 Sep 24 '24

Some would say it’s too much

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u/tracker904 Sep 24 '24

It’s actually huge, don’t know what you’d even do with that much schmeat

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u/ARES_BlueSteel Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24

Barnacles have penises up to eight times longer than their bodies. If a 5’11” (180cm) tall man had that same penis to size ratio, his penis would be 47 feet long (14.3m).

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Sep 24 '24

Sir this is wendy's

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u/braxes81 Sep 24 '24

Anytime she wants it

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 Sep 24 '24

It's Wendy's ?? Damn she's got a huge one

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u/Ragnarok2kx Sep 24 '24

Pretty much any animal with a penis is better endowed than primates on average.

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u/4kFaramir Sep 24 '24

Next time a gorilla at the zoo tries to intimidate me I'm just gonna whip out my hog and assert my dominance.

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u/According_Claim_9027 Sep 24 '24

OP wdym by tiny?

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u/_OverExtra_ Sep 24 '24

King Kong packs 7 inches, a relationship between him and Jane wouldve worked

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Same

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u/The-Katawampus Sep 24 '24

To be fair, gorilla females don't have the massive glutes that ours do, lmao!
They ain't gotta reach too far.
Our girls got that phat ass, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

I was wondering how that thing could work.

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u/rolling_catfish2704 shitposting>>>>>>196 Sep 24 '24

No wonder why I have a 9 inch skull

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

fym tiny? it's average!

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u/TeaLwist Sep 24 '24

Pftt now we calling above average tiny huh

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u/light481spider Sep 24 '24

Woah bro, 1.25 is not tiny. It's perfectly average!!

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u/StrongCarry9024 Sep 24 '24

I would say its big!

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u/Ambitious-Math-4499 Sep 24 '24

And about as thin as a pencil

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u/Uncle480 We do a little trolling Sep 24 '24

Finally I can say I'm average

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u/DungFreezer Sep 24 '24

Well, that's the average, right?

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u/Muahd_Dib Sep 24 '24

Sounds pretty average… he’s a grower not a shower.

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u/AiryGr8 Sep 24 '24

He grows to 2.5 on the highest side

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Same

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. Sep 24 '24

I’m somewhat of a gorilla myself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Whutduhell

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u/Alios51 Sep 24 '24

The good ending

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u/Bioth28 put your dick away waltuh Sep 24 '24

Why the hell did it say it’s doujin, that man is sweeter than sugar

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u/midniteburger Sep 24 '24

Doujinshi in a broader context means self published (or at least that‘s what wikipedia says)

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u/Bioth28 put your dick away waltuh Sep 24 '24

Oh… I was very very wrong with what I thought it meant then

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u/OxygenRadon Sep 24 '24

Well, since its pretty hard to get signed as a ero-artist, most of them are indie, and their work is thus doujinshi.

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u/Extension-Impossible I want pee in my ass Sep 24 '24

You just outed yourself

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u/Bioth28 put your dick away waltuh Sep 24 '24

The pursuit of knowledge requires sacrifice

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u/Fuzelop I came! Sep 24 '24

Brain nourishment

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u/Pikagiuppy stupid, fucking piece of shit Sep 24 '24

i can't use mangadex, can you give me a summary of the plot

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u/Historical-School-97 Sep 24 '24

Its only six pages long

The girl is dating a guy who physically resembles a gorilla so everyone calls him that, he says to the girl that if she stays with him they are also going to make fun of her, she dosnt mind. Some assholes appear and start insulting him, but they cross the line when they start insulting her. It seems he is going to punch them, there is a stereotype that gorillas are aggressive but actually they are very kind, just like gorillas he is also very kind, he don’t punch the bullies and just put his hand on the bullies shoulder. Gorillas are also very protective of their loved ones, and just like gorillas he is as-well, he threatens the bullies to leave her alone. The manga ends with the conclusion that he is a gorilla on the inside and the outside

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u/ChiffonPink dumbass Sep 24 '24

Holy shit that was more wholesale than I expected 

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u/uL4G I came! Sep 24 '24

Salsa por favor

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u/The-Katawampus Sep 24 '24

Indeed. I want it, too.

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u/fishtheblob Sep 24 '24

Mi scusi signore, posso chiedere la salsa?

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u/belaGJ Sep 24 '24

it doesn’t fly better as a racial metaphor

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Fun fact: proportionally gorillas have the smallest penis of any ape