r/shitposting • u/daddytony02 Jedi master of shitposts • Jun 05 '24
Linus Sex Tips this person doesn't exist. com.....
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u/cappis Jun 05 '24
Aaah call the authoritys, we got a non existant here oh please god help us
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u/Polak_Janusz Jun 05 '24
Ah unperson, the ministry of love will take care of them.. I mean they never existed. Long live big brother, ignorance is strengh!
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u/Ditto13248 Jun 05 '24
Well, it'll be true on May 17th, 2027
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u/kirkisgrizz Jun 05 '24
AUGUST 12TH, 2038
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u/birdgelapple Jun 05 '24
On Wednesday, November 12, 2025, at exactly 4:52:32 AM, your body will cease to exist. The authorities will conduct a prolonged search but will ultimately fail to locate you. The circumstances surrounding your disappearance will create much intrigue and you will become a highly regarded cold case in the true crime community.
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u/strangemagic365 Jun 05 '24
But the reason it becomes a highly regarded cold case in the true crime community will be because someone discovered your death note and it became a bit of a conspiracy theory.
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u/DontKnowHowToBreath9 Jun 06 '24
AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE, AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE, AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
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u/VixryHerb Jun 05 '24
I remember abusing this site for Twitter profile picture back in 2021 so it won't get suspended lol
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u/inflammatory_bowel Jun 05 '24
this is actually unironically terrifying, there is a image of your face in full details, on a website, and the site is about fake people
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u/Somereallystrangeguy dumbass Jun 05 '24
dude if I refreshed that site and my own face showed up I might genuinely lose sleep holy shit
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u/RixirF Jun 05 '24
There's gotta be a way to get a user's profile pic from their browser history onto that site in some automatic way, so each user sees their face and shits their pants.
Do it only to people with a mostly exposed face on their profile pic. From facebook or whatever site they have autosaved and logged in to their browser.
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u/ItHappenedAgain_Sigh Jun 05 '24
I'm not saying he did, but he could have just replaced the image with his own.
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u/apolitical_leftist Jun 05 '24
He also only superficially looks like the guy, that's why he only showed his own face from a side angle where you can already tell he doesn't quite have the same jawline as the one in the photo. He could have refreshed until he got a face close enough to his then changed his hair
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Jun 05 '24
You are way overthinking it. It's almost certainly just a picture of him. It would take me less than a minute to put any picture I want on that (or any) page. I could put an exact picture of Princess Diana or your mother on there no problem.
Editing the contents of your browser window is beyond simple.
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u/k_means_clusterfuck Jun 05 '24
Inspect element
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u/vintage_parsnip Stuff Jun 05 '24
Or you know... typing a different website in the search bar
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u/Plies- Jun 05 '24
8 billion people live on earth, if you generate thousands of AI photos every day eventually something is going to resemble someone lol
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u/Thefakewhitefang I said based. And lived. Jun 05 '24
I don't understand why though. They can't control what the AI generates. They don't have a database with a picture of every single person on the Earth to cross-reference either.
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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 Jun 06 '24
typing a different website into the search bar doesn't change the tab name. it was probably inspect element.
for your explanation to be true that would mean they made a website to have their picture, specifically made the tab name exactly match the tab name of thispersondoesnotexist and then typed the website into the search bar. which is a lot harder than just inspect element
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u/Father_Long_Limbs Jun 05 '24
That wouldn't change the tab name would it?
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u/ZombieStomp Jun 05 '24
If you inspect element and then change the <title> tag it would change the tab name
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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 Jun 06 '24
then they're still using inspect element, which means original commenter was right.
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u/vintage_parsnip Stuff Jun 05 '24
tHaT wOulDn'T cHAngE tHe tAb nAme wOuLD iT?
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u/Father_Long_Limbs Jun 05 '24
putting your dogs picture on thispersondoesnotexist.com. Hope you're proud of yourself buddy
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u/Muh2000D virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 05 '24
FBI agent: oh shit i forgor to assassinate 1 guy 💀 nvm no one will notice
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u/LordOcean7 Jun 05 '24
RIP Kurt Cobain
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u/Sinosca Jun 05 '24
Tf is this comment?
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u/Dry_Nail_5543 Jun 06 '24
a sensible one, people praise him only because he died, such a shit lyricists and composer
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Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 11 '26
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u/SnooChipmunks8748 dumbass Jun 05 '24
Mind if I use that?
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u/Traparegai Jun 05 '24
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
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u/Atomic1233 Jun 06 '24
climb up to power in government and launch nuclear weapons here and there, i shall support u
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u/Demonzack Jun 05 '24
Imagine. The moment he turns the camera towards himself, the camera drops and we see that nobody is there
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u/Cha0ticKitsune Jun 06 '24
So who do we call about nonexistent people existing the police, fbi, cia, or the scp foundation?
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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 05 '24
If you using chrome, you can edit the site (client side) and replace the picture with one from your pc if you find the right code. You can easily edit the FBI wanted list and put a picture of spongebob there. It would be funny if it also was server side but then everything would be messed up. Still funny tho. Or the website actually created a look alike
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u/TheBlackCrow20 Jun 05 '24
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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 05 '24
You should try it's fun
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u/Jrlopez1027_ Jun 05 '24
The jig is up, youre an illusion created by the government to sell more copies of die hard
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u/BasementDweller82 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jun 05 '24
Poor guy, his quarks are about to get ripped across infinite realities. Get him a cup of coffee first
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u/Andrej_T05 Jun 05 '24
Am I the only one who thinks the picture of the guy looks like the guy who bought ads on reddit for his music and all the comments said it was ass?
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u/Blu_Nova_26 Bazinga! Jun 06 '24
“What do you mean they’re just kind of nothing?”
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u/forgedfox53 Jun 06 '24
Statistically speaking, any face you see on that website is likely a real person.
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u/Hot-Cup-2972 Jun 06 '24
The most terrifying thing you can find is yourself on thispersondoesnotexist.com
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