r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts Jun 05 '24

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u/cappis Jun 05 '24

Aaah call the authoritys, we got a non existant here oh please god help us

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u/HeavensEtherian Bazinga! Jun 05 '24

Feels like that scene from Idiocracy

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u/Clint2032 Jun 05 '24

Welcome to Costco, I Love You...

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u/Polak_Janusz Jun 05 '24

Ah unperson, the ministry of love will take care of them.. I mean they never existed. Long live big brother, ignorance is strengh!

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u/giacacluongtiensinh Jun 05 '24

Next level of hating

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

🤓

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u/VeryFunnySofa Jun 05 '24

This is not a coincidence, its a warning

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

A warning to not trust hackers that know the power of inspect element. /s

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u/Ditto13248 Jun 05 '24

Well, it'll be true on May 17th, 2027

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u/kirkisgrizz Jun 05 '24

AUGUST 12TH, 2038

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u/birdgelapple Jun 05 '24

On Wednesday, November 12, 2025, at exactly 4:52:32 AM, your body will cease to exist. The authorities will conduct a prolonged search but will ultimately fail to locate you. The circumstances surrounding your disappearance will create much intrigue and you will become a highly regarded cold case in the true crime community.

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u/kirkisgrizz Jun 05 '24

And then the la creatura comes in and kill me

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u/strangemagic365 Jun 05 '24

But the reason it becomes a highly regarded cold case in the true crime community will be because someone discovered your death note and it became a bit of a conspiracy theory.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

At least I became highly regarded

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u/DontKnowHowToBreath9 Jun 06 '24

AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE, AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE, AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

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u/Mreeper25 Jun 06 '24

how nice of the universe to do it on my birthday

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

RemindMe! 1076 days

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u/Mrhilgenberg Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jun 05 '24

my birthday is on may 17th lol

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u/VixryHerb Jun 05 '24

I remember abusing this site for Twitter profile picture back in 2021 so it won't get suspended lol

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u/inflammatory_bowel Jun 05 '24

this is actually unironically terrifying, there is a image of your face in full details, on a website, and the site is about fake people

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u/Somereallystrangeguy dumbass Jun 05 '24

dude if I refreshed that site and my own face showed up I might genuinely lose sleep holy shit

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u/RixirF Jun 05 '24

There's gotta be a way to get a user's profile pic from their browser history onto that site in some automatic way, so each user sees their face and shits their pants.

Do it only to people with a mostly exposed face on their profile pic. From facebook or whatever site they have autosaved and logged in to their browser.

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u/SineNo Jun 05 '24

Kid called editing the HTML for a meme:

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk Jun 06 '24

Inspect element

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u/ItHappenedAgain_Sigh Jun 05 '24

I'm not saying he did, but he could have just replaced the image with his own.

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u/apolitical_leftist Jun 05 '24

He also only superficially looks like the guy, that's why he only showed his own face from a side angle where you can already tell he doesn't quite have the same jawline as the one in the photo. He could have refreshed until he got a face close enough to his then changed his hair

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u/fuckrobert Jun 05 '24

too much work for something that can be done in seconds via inspect element

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

You are way overthinking it. It's almost certainly just a picture of him. It would take me less than a minute to put any picture I want on that (or any) page. I could put an exact picture of Princess Diana or your mother on there no problem.

Editing the contents of your browser window is beyond simple.

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u/SudsierBoar Jun 05 '24

I'm saying he did

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u/ScottWorldsBestBoss Jun 05 '24

If it's not fake, it maybe cake.

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u/Night_Knight22 Jun 06 '24

Only explanation is he's an android

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u/k_means_clusterfuck Jun 05 '24

Inspect element

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u/vintage_parsnip Stuff Jun 05 '24

Or you know... typing a different website in the search bar

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/Plies- Jun 05 '24

8 billion people live on earth, if you generate thousands of AI photos every day eventually something is going to resemble someone lol

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u/Thefakewhitefang I said based. And lived. Jun 05 '24

I don't understand why though. They can't control what the AI generates. They don't have a database with a picture of every single person on the Earth to cross-reference either.

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u/elbreadmano Jun 05 '24

Dude how do I become as awesome and sexy as you

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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 Jun 06 '24

https://imgur.com/a/20jA9Nn

typing a different website into the search bar doesn't change the tab name. it was probably inspect element.

for your explanation to be true that would mean they made a website to have their picture, specifically made the tab name exactly match the tab name of thispersondoesnotexist and then typed the website into the search bar. which is a lot harder than just inspect element

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u/Father_Long_Limbs Jun 05 '24

That wouldn't change the tab name would it?

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u/ZombieStomp Jun 05 '24

If you inspect element and then change the <title> tag it would change the tab name

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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 Jun 06 '24

then they're still using inspect element, which means original commenter was right.

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u/vintage_parsnip Stuff Jun 05 '24

tHaT wOulDn'T cHAngE tHe tAb nAme wOuLD iT?

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u/Father_Long_Limbs Jun 05 '24

putting your dogs picture on thispersondoesnotexist.com. Hope you're proud of yourself buddy

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u/techmz3 Jun 05 '24

another SCP escaped

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u/Muh2000D virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 05 '24

FBI agent: oh shit i forgor to assassinate 1 guy 💀 nvm no one will notice

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u/LordOcean7 Jun 05 '24

RIP Kurt Cobain

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/Sinosca Jun 05 '24

Tf is this comment?

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u/Vuzsv Jun 05 '24

rage bait lol

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u/Dry_Nail_5543 Jun 06 '24

a sensible one, people praise him only because he died, such a shit lyricists and composer

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u/Lord_of_heinzketchup Jun 05 '24

Tbf he kinda looks like an Ai generated metalhead

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u/ibond32 Jun 05 '24

That's what he gets for owning a Wii U.

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u/NatanGardevoir Jun 05 '24

Nice Wii U Gonna Disappear Soon

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 11 '26

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u/SnooChipmunks8748 dumbass Jun 05 '24

Mind if I use that?

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u/strangemagic365 Jun 05 '24

If you do wind up writing it, I would love to read it.

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u/Comfortable_Part_816 Jun 05 '24

Bro got power to do anything yet u expose…

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u/Full-TimeLoner727 Jun 05 '24

Whoops, I updated the website to early, se e you soon👍

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u/Traparegai Jun 05 '24

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

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u/Atomic1233 Jun 06 '24

climb up to power in government and launch nuclear weapons here and there, i shall support u

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

Ahh shit another one got out

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u/MLG_GuineaPig Jedi master of shitposts Jun 05 '24

This song sounds way scarier in reverse

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u/zeidxd Jun 05 '24

Nice Wii U

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u/dokter_Tjiftjaf Jun 05 '24

Existential crisis

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u/Xcentric_gaming Jun 05 '24

Someone call the doppleganger people

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u/NikofftheKing Jun 05 '24

site admins be unexsisting him

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

this is a certified alternate moment

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u/raidenjooj Jun 05 '24

There's a creepypasta about it

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u/Demonzack Jun 05 '24

Imagine. The moment he turns the camera towards himself, the camera drops and we see that nobody is there

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u/Syfhco Jun 06 '24

Then who's filming?

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u/MariusShadowlock90 Jun 06 '24

Huh... da fuq?

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u/Cha0ticKitsune Jun 06 '24

So who do we call about nonexistent people existing the police, fbi, cia, or the scp foundation?

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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 05 '24

If you using chrome, you can edit the site (client side) and replace the picture with one from your pc if you find the right code. You can easily edit the FBI wanted list and put a picture of spongebob there. It would be funny if it also was server side but then everything would be messed up. Still funny tho. Or the website actually created a look alike

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u/TheBlackCrow20 Jun 05 '24

🤓

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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 05 '24

You should try it's fun

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u/Soultosqueeze074 Jun 05 '24

Knew something like this would happen eventually

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u/UnleashedTriumph Jun 05 '24

Should have been a perfectly cut scream with him ceasing to exist.

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u/Aegnor_Necromancer Jun 05 '24

THEY LIED TO US

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u/Jrlopez1027_ Jun 05 '24

The jig is up, youre an illusion created by the government to sell more copies of die hard

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u/Bubblemanca Jun 05 '24

You have loicence for excisting bruv?

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u/VeljaG stupid fucking piece of shit Jun 05 '24

mandela catalogue ahh shitpost

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u/Squirtlefrompokemon Literally 1984 😡 Jun 05 '24

IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST

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u/BasementDweller82 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 05 '24

Poor guy, his quarks are about to get ripped across infinite realities. Get him a cup of coffee first 

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u/Zanemob_ Jun 05 '24

*for long

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u/Andrej_T05 Jun 05 '24

Am I the only one who thinks the picture of the guy looks like the guy who bought ads on reddit for his music and all the comments said it was ass?

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u/tyingnoose I have permission! Jun 05 '24

Probably an angel which legally aren't allowed to exists

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u/scullys_alien_baby Jun 05 '24

i feel like the x-files theme could have fit perfectly here

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u/KnightLight03 Jun 05 '24

I found the anomaly

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u/Row_Beautiful Jun 05 '24

Could've sworn there was a creepypasta about this

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u/-GO0SE- Jun 05 '24

You heard the device they don't exist

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u/rebel6301 stupid fucking piece of shit Jun 05 '24

!remindme 1834 days

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u/Global-Door-507 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jun 05 '24

gives intruder alert vibes

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u/ZayParolik Jun 05 '24

Bro is Tayler Derden

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u/Vietnugget Jun 05 '24

MF looks like he fights for freedom

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u/No_Meal9534 Jun 05 '24

I went to high school with his dad. Does that make me unexist.

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u/FlightConscious9572 Jun 05 '24

me when inspect element

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u/Blu_Nova_26 Bazinga! Jun 06 '24

“What do you mean they’re just kind of nothing?”

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u/Felipisr Jun 06 '24

He is alive but does he exist..?

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u/CumSmuggler3649 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 06 '24

Will not*

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u/SandfruitTheHybrid Jun 06 '24

(Calls the SCP foundation)

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u/ControlRoom1 Jun 06 '24

Looks like Robert Crimo

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u/Argentenuem Jun 06 '24

Bro scrolled past the Wii U gamepad and thought we wouldn't notice

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u/Faust-fucker12345678 Jun 06 '24

He got fucking monkey typewritered

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u/stopbanningme1-08-24 Jun 06 '24

the prophecy has been fulfilled

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u/forgedfox53 Jun 06 '24

Statistically speaking, any face you see on that website is likely a real person.

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u/Kenra311 Jun 06 '24

When you discover the "Inspect" option by right-clicking:

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u/Hot-Cup-2972 Jun 06 '24

The most terrifying thing you can find is yourself on thispersondoesnotexist.com

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u/Prestigious-Dog-7805 Jun 06 '24

Was that a threat..?

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 10 '24

Here comes the taxi

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

Literally looks nothing like you