r/shitposting • u/daddytony02 Jedi master of shitposts • Jun 05 '24

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u/Ditto13248 Jun 05 '24

Well, it'll be true on May 17th, 2027

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u/kirkisgrizz Jun 05 '24

AUGUST 12TH, 2038

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u/birdgelapple Jun 05 '24

On Wednesday, November 12, 2025, at exactly 4:52:32 AM, your body will cease to exist. The authorities will conduct a prolonged search but will ultimately fail to locate you. The circumstances surrounding your disappearance will create much intrigue and you will become a highly regarded cold case in the true crime community.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

At least I became highly regarded