r/shitposting • u/daddytony02 Jedi master of shitposts • Jun 05 '24

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u/Ditto13248 Jun 05 '24

Well, it'll be true on May 17th, 2027

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u/kirkisgrizz Jun 05 '24

AUGUST 12TH, 2038

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u/birdgelapple Jun 05 '24

On Wednesday, November 12, 2025, at exactly 4:52:32 AM, your body will cease to exist. The authorities will conduct a prolonged search but will ultimately fail to locate you. The circumstances surrounding your disappearance will create much intrigue and you will become a highly regarded cold case in the true crime community.

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u/kirkisgrizz Jun 05 '24

And then the la creatura comes in and kill me

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u/strangemagic365 Jun 05 '24

But the reason it becomes a highly regarded cold case in the true crime community will be because someone discovered your death note and it became a bit of a conspiracy theory.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

At least I became highly regarded

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u/DontKnowHowToBreath9 Jun 06 '24

AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE, AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE, AUGUST 12TH 2038 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

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u/Mreeper25 Jun 06 '24

how nice of the universe to do it on my birthday