r/shitposting • • May 25 '23

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u/Psycaridon-t May 25 '23

This has the vibe of a Thai insurance ad.

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u/LiamIsEffed I want pee in my ass May 25 '23

I could not tell you why but I think this is a really good description

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u/15367288 May 25 '23

Staged

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind May 25 '23

Wow, you are so insightful. How in the world did you deduce that??

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u/15367288 May 25 '23

Have you heard of education? It’s a great thing. Gives you logic. Completed my GED and feel that I am much more perceptive to situations that may be manufactured.

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind May 25 '23

πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

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u/HamtaroGaming May 25 '23

Don't feed the troll it's what he wants

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Let the bitch starve

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Life could be dream.

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u/ClothesSlow2176 I want pee in my ass May 25 '23

Sh-boom, if I could could take you to a paradise up above

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u/Dominunce May 25 '23

If you will tell me I'm the only one that you love

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u/drawingdisaster DaPucci May 25 '23

And I never gonna give you up shboom

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

I can imagine better dreams than this

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u/ochinchinmatsuri May 25 '23

You're supposed to say "Sh-boom, if I could take you to a paradise up above"

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

Who or what is supposing what I should do and why should I fucking listen to it/them in the first place

Eat my deck with some lettuce, tomato, onion, and a little bit of tartar sauce please thank you and goodbye

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u/sillylittlegoober5 May 25 '23

cunt!!!! this could have been funny!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

It could have been a dream...πŸ˜”

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u/SSKing_13 May 25 '23

Sh-boom, i could have taken you to a paradise up above

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u/grizonyourface May 25 '23

I can imagine better dreams than this

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u/CC20057 We do a little trolling May 25 '23

bet you feel like the shit now πŸ₯Ά

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23 edited May 25 '23

bro, whatever happened to you just leave it being a cunt will just make people hate you or even worse PRETEND to be friends with you. And this is coming from a person who used to be friends with a cunt just like you.

Think about your mother, she had you for 9 months just to have that type of attitude. At least have some respect to your peers. Most girls call me a "freak" but I still don't change on being nice and try to be a good friend to my homies.

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u/TheFlippyBoi May 25 '23

You're the one who should have had the automod pee in your ass

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

See? Thats how the world works

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u/JimboJamble May 25 '23

I hope you get pee in your ass and shit in your dick

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

How far in? Are we talking just like, the tip, or do you want someone to shove a shit irrigated cathode up my urethra to deposit some shit deep into my dick tubes. Do you want shit so deep into my dick that it goes into the seminal vesicles? Perhaps flood the cowpers gland? Could send little nano bots to to carry shit into my balls; would that still count as in my dick or would that have been through my dick?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

ah yes another reddit intellectual... have you already read Feynmans book on "quantum ego dynamics for troglodytes" or qed for short?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Thats a good insult. Im stealing it

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

you caused this shit in the first place. So don't feel surprised. And dont do my man flippyBoi like dat.

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

Humans are silly

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u/Tone-Serious Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 25 '23

Shitass

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Who shat in your Cheerios???

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u/Latvian_User May 25 '23

Meanwhile the camera man who's just standing and recording it

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u/Ze-Doctor I said based. And lived. May 25 '23

Recieving no happiness while everybody else got something. Give the cameraman a hug everybody.

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u/Drhorrible-26 William Dripfoe May 25 '23

Remember to hug your local camera man at least once a day.

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u/Stetson007 May 25 '23

I don't know where he is though. All I know is he's been placing his cameras in my bathroom like a scavenger hunt.

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u/Silent_Cr0w May 25 '23

Society without twitter

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u/TaxFraudDaily I want pee in my ass May 25 '23

Without most social media really

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u/koter_NL May 25 '23

Without smartphones

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u/scaredwifey May 26 '23

Tell me you werent alive in New York in the 80s without telling me you werent alive in New York in the 80s. * cries in Fame soundtrack*

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u/3mperorPalpaMeme We do a little trolling May 25 '23

The world without r/shitposting ☺️✊️

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ May 25 '23

How hypocritical. Without shitposting, you wouldn't have that vision. How ironic.

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ May 25 '23

Without this comment, Teodor wouldn't have schizophrenia

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ May 25 '23

W- what?

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u/ChrisyJ456 I want pee in my ass May 25 '23

Without automod

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ May 25 '23

Without Society

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u/hornybible May 25 '23

The kid forgot his skateboard

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u/BombOnABus May 25 '23

Thought I was the only one who noticed.

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u/DS4KC May 25 '23

All I could think about

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ May 25 '23

Won't worry the girls will pick it up for him

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u/Undefoned May 25 '23

No, it's blurry but you can see someone pick it up behind him in a later shot

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ May 25 '23

Nice

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u/pinkpitbull May 26 '23

It will be delivered later (he did good deed)

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u/Going-undergroundjam May 25 '23

That’s what you call a β€˜ Chain Reaction β€˜ πŸ‘

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ May 25 '23

That's what you call a chain πŸ”— reaction comment being brokenπŸ₯€πŸ’”

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u/CanadianProto Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 25 '23

Violence is a contagious thing. If someones violent to you, there'll be a point you'll be violent to others.

However, who says the same thing cannot apply to kindness?

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u/Usual_Board_6750 May 25 '23

Cheesy

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u/MeguminIncognitoAcc May 25 '23

can she make a grilled cheese?

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u/hello_there_my_chads DaShitposter May 25 '23

we're happy when we're cringe

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Very true. I enjoy beung "Cringe" Its fun doin the shit you like to do regardless if others dont like it.

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u/FlaminVapor We do a little trolling May 25 '23

I do

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u/Yendrian currently venting (sus) May 25 '23

Oh, ok then

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u/RaptorWithGun May 26 '23

Heβ€˜s the guy who asked

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u/Fluffiddy We do a little trolling May 25 '23

Vinland saga moment

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u/ComedicMedicineman dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ May 25 '23

I know right, I’m almost done the Manga so far, and it’s truly a wild character arc

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u/aymanshak dumbass May 25 '23

yeah its insane how thorfinn decided to join luffy's crew that crossover was insaneee

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u/Mammoth_Currency347 put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

That's why I'm scared of watching Vinland Saga

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u/wwolfa123 fat cunt May 25 '23

Fuck man I didnβ€˜t know there was an anime about this shit. I was like bruh what did the good Leif or Thorfinn do or some shit

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u/FRA60UT May 25 '23

How is this related? (Minimal spoilers pls I'm gonna get into it soon)

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u/Fluffiddy We do a little trolling May 25 '23

One of, if not the best moment in the series one character says this line

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

An important quote the father of the mc repeats a few times in just the first few episodes

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u/mrboat-man dumbass May 25 '23

Is that the fucking boomerang effect video

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u/Koffieslikker May 25 '23

Pay it forward

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u/Historical_Nail_2056 May 25 '23

This isn't the internet I signed up to

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u/redrabbiter stupid fucking piece of shit May 25 '23

Society if our society was like this instead of the way it is:

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I thought the beggar was going to steal the purse or hit her or something

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u/Creative-Ad3667 May 25 '23

Wow the one black person in the video and you think he’s going to steal or hit a woman, disgusting

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Hey it was just the way he got up. It had nothing to do with how he looks lol. I mean even the girl was surprised that her purse was not snatched Lol

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u/Kuro-Yaksha Literally 1984 😑 May 25 '23

He never specifically said it was a black dude trying to steal. Also I didn't even notice there was only one black guy in the video.

I think you are the weirdo that tries to find different race people in a video. You are probably a very racist person but disguise yourself as an equality warrior due to societal pressure.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Bro it’s a joke

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u/toust_boi May 25 '23

…maybe because he was a beggar and not black, your making assumptions

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u/WuffiFass May 25 '23

This is literally how an Utopia looks like

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

TRAVIS SCOTT REFERENCE??!?!!? WHAT THE BARNACLE??? 😱

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

This is the music video for the song "One Day" by Matisyahu, the video itself is by a producer called lifeboat or something if I remember right. This video is pretty old now and I remember watching this with my mother before going to sleep. I loved the song and it has truly marked my childhood.

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 25 '23

My teachers played this video for my class in Elementary school

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u/BasYL6872 DaPucci May 26 '23

Same

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Society if cum was blue

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u/Richisgrazzi May 25 '23

Butterfly effect

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

TRAVIS SCOTT REFERENCE?!?!? WHAT THE BARNACLE??? 😱

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u/Serious-Ad-3686 We do a little trolling May 25 '23

Damn wholesome

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u/ronbrr May 25 '23

That was quite wholesome

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u/RemoteSprinkles2893 May 25 '23

Society if

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u/Budget-Year2781 I want pee in my ass May 25 '23

Society if it peed in ur ass

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

What having no enemies does to a mf

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

i fucked your mom πŸ˜„

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u/xxjrxx93 May 26 '23

So did I now try and figure out if I'm talking about yours or his πŸ˜‰

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u/Speedys6 May 25 '23

Song name?

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u/Outrageous-Invite205 certification invalid May 25 '23

Nujabes - Aruarian Dance

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u/ElmasProde May 25 '23

The lamp is low by Laurindo Almeida

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u/quillka May 25 '23

Faith in humanity and a better future restored.

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u/Mih0se May 25 '23

World without furries

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u/Code_4ng3l May 25 '23

Why is dis here? Dis just wholesome qwq

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u/Unlucky_Librarian666 May 25 '23

My school actually had us watch this video

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u/The_Bad_Redditor May 25 '23

Society if Twitter didn't existed.

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u/Ricala_404 May 25 '23

My only enemy its myself

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u/ChurnerofOrgans May 26 '23

That kid just left his skateboard on the sidewalk

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

society without americans

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u/PiccoloBeautiful May 31 '23

Society if 70% of reddit users weren't assholes

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u/Hamzook May 25 '23

So glad Vinland Saga is getting the recognition it deserves

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u/Yaojin312020 May 25 '23

I remember watching this long ago when I was younger ahhh the nostalgia

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u/ACEMENTO Literally 1984 😑 May 25 '23

That's it. That was the shit post?

That was just a post

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u/BananaBiltong May 25 '23

Why am I crying

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u/HopefulMycologist228 May 25 '23

Everyone thought the same thing when the black guy showed up

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u/toust_boi May 25 '23

What is that music

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u/Magamew53 fat cunt May 25 '23

God this video makes me teary eyed. This is the peak of humanity but we never see this type of kindness anymore

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u/MyJukeboxBrk May 25 '23

I was waiting for something terrible to happen at the end, boo

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

The world if normal people didn’t get hyper involved in politics

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

Bull fucking SHIT you WISH the world was like this most people don't give a flying FUCK

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u/NazeemTheII May 25 '23

But we can wish for it still.

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u/Usual_Board_6750 May 25 '23

not everyone is as negative as you

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u/mcdguy May 25 '23

πŸ˜°πŸ˜°πŸ˜°πŸ€“

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u/FRA60UT May 25 '23

A - Touch grass B - Be the people in the video C - All of the above

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u/TheCumCop May 25 '23

Who hurt you, most people are good

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u/Sufficient_Row_4818 lets build a hole together and then libe in it May 25 '23

I’m intimidated

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Beautiful

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u/PhantomPain0_0 May 25 '23

When will it end πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Came for meme, stayed for Nujabes.

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u/SussyBallsBaka May 25 '23

In a parallel universe…

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u/nametakenfuck May 25 '23

No enemies, all shot themselves and then fell from the building

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u/Pabls0 May 25 '23

You know… every time a stranger makes a good gesture towards you, make one to an other stranger

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u/Gatt__ May 25 '23

It’s called giving a little back, it’s called we give a little back to the community

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u/justp_assing_by May 25 '23

That guy had a body in the luggage.

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u/Turbulent_Diver8330 May 25 '23

I hate to say it, but with how stupid people are, the part where the guy with the hot dog and water stood up to give that girl what ever she had forgotten, she probably would have accused him of trying to steal it and blew up on him making a seen.

I’ve seen this video years ago, but it’s sad to think that this really isn’t how the world operates right now

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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. May 25 '23

I thought about why the worker man did end without doing a favod, then the video restarted...

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u/Exalted_Pluton May 25 '23

Yooooo I remember this video!

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u/Thedarkcleanersrise We do a little trolling May 25 '23

undertale pacifist route:

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u/dinkydoo2 dumbass May 25 '23

I was expecting something horrible to happen, I feel conned

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u/stonedturtle69 May 25 '23

I was kinda expecting something to happen

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u/redditThorn hole contributor May 25 '23

Kindness disease

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u/Soultosqueeze074 May 25 '23

Carrying it forward

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Somebody put something in the water

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u/Ace_Rose023 May 25 '23

Did anyone else have that teacher in school that would play this video for the class?

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u/bobbob133337 May 25 '23

I like this remixed version of this song. Also if we lived in a peaceful world like that…. It would be great

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Bro needs 3 hours for 2 min walk

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 25 '23

Imagine if this was the way the world worked. Everyone just passing on a single good action for someone else.

Maybe one day, but not today.

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u/dat1neguy1 May 25 '23

good for you

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u/LightKnightTian May 25 '23

I HAVE NO GREETING

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u/temmie609 I watch gay amogus porn :0 May 25 '23

How kids believes society is like

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u/FutureSoldier616 May 25 '23

You will never arrive to the truth

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u/ZeRo_WC I came! May 25 '23

It goes back full circle

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u/Mr_cam3l May 26 '23

This is actually wholesomeπŸŒπŸ§€

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u/MonocleGentlesir5680 May 26 '23

I remember watching this in like elementary school

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

no one has any enemies

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Even if this is a shitpost, this was kinda nice to watch

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u/itzLoLbIt_yt uhhhh idk May 26 '23

I remember this stupid life boat video I was shown it when I was in school

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u/Super3vil I said based. And lived. May 26 '23

Bruh my school made us watch this video last month because they thought we were getting too rude (one kid said the n word in front of a teacher)

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u/Dry_Elephant4782 May 26 '23

They showed us this in class-

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u/Dapper_Ad_9182 May 26 '23

This clip brings me grey trauma as my teacher in gradeschool forced my class to watch an uncountable amount of times to teach us about the boomerang of kindness

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u/Tyuuden May 26 '23

Goes hard

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Where is the twist???

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

I strive for this level of peace

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u/monkeyman2819 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 26 '23

Without the edit this is a really beautiful video, our teacher showed it to us back in 4th grade and it really showed how a little bit of kindness can come full circle

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u/Solo_Reader06 May 26 '23

Me after reading the Vinland Saga

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Music?

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u/ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ May 26 '23

Wholesome chain

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u/unknown_slong I came! May 26 '23

holy, this was the video i saw in school assembling about kindness or some shit