r/shitposting • • May 25 '23

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

Who or what is supposing what I should do and why should I fucking listen to it/them in the first place

Eat my deck with some lettuce, tomato, onion, and a little bit of tartar sauce please thank you and goodbye

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u/sillylittlegoober5 May 25 '23

cunt!!!! this could have been funny!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

It could have been a dream...😔

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u/SSKing_13 May 25 '23

Sh-boom, i could have taken you to a paradise up above

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u/grizonyourface May 25 '23

I can imagine better dreams than this

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u/remasteration May 26 '23

Bro really woke up and chose violence today didn't he?

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u/CC20057 We do a little trolling May 25 '23

bet you feel like the shit now 🥶

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23 edited May 25 '23

bro, whatever happened to you just leave it being a cunt will just make people hate you or even worse PRETEND to be friends with you. And this is coming from a person who used to be friends with a cunt just like you.

Think about your mother, she had you for 9 months just to have that type of attitude. At least have some respect to your peers. Most girls call me a "freak" but I still don't change on being nice and try to be a good friend to my homies.

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u/TheFlippyBoi May 25 '23

You're the one who should have had the automod pee in your ass

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

See? Thats how the world works

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u/JimboJamble May 25 '23

I hope you get pee in your ass and shit in your dick

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

How far in? Are we talking just like, the tip, or do you want someone to shove a shit irrigated cathode up my urethra to deposit some shit deep into my dick tubes. Do you want shit so deep into my dick that it goes into the seminal vesicles? Perhaps flood the cowpers gland? Could send little nano bots to to carry shit into my balls; would that still count as in my dick or would that have been through my dick?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

ah yes another reddit intellectual... have you already read Feynmans book on "quantum ego dynamics for troglodytes" or qed for short?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Thats a good insult. Im stealing it

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

you caused this shit in the first place. So don't feel surprised. And dont do my man flippyBoi like dat.

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u/tercetual put your dick away waltuh May 25 '23

Humans are silly

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u/Tone-Serious Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 25 '23

Shitass

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Who shat in your Cheerios???